i think i have the cool'st mom

Discussion in 'General' started by hemp8715, Mar 25, 2007.

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  1. my mom is awesome, she got home from work today and was like look what i got at work.and it was this fat sack of some really nice buds.i was running low so asked if she wanted to part with some of it. shes like i can just give you some and gave me about a dime.thats the second time in two days that i have gotten free pot. yesterday one of my buddys came up and asked me if i still had my old 0 gauge plugs. so i traded him like 2or3 par of my old stuff for like a 15 sack. so im really happy right now. i\'ll post pics of the stuff my gave me here in alittle bit.
     
  2. I agree, your mom\'s pretty cool.
    Although this causes me mental stress, cause I used to consider her hot after all those times I came in her.

    hmmm
     
  3. are you this kid\'s friend or are you a straight up dickhead :)
     
  4. im going with dickhead
     
  5. Hahhahahh...forreal, if he dont know him, thatd be some funny/fucked shit.
     
  6. damn it my cam. is dead. the stuff is leafy has hell but its a really good smoke. if they would have trimed the leafs the shit would have been the shit. this is going to sound strang but the pot tastes like pancakes.ya i know that sounds really strang but that all u taste after smoking it. and to the guy that said he fucked my mom last night your fucking dumb and need to grow up.
     
  7. I fucked the mother of the last 4 posters prior to me here and now.

    No, I don\'t know him, and no, I\'m not serious.
    Learn2momjoke.
     
  8. I love your atitude.
     
  9. Just take it easy man :eek:

    Your mom is pretty cool hemp
     
  10. Ehhh, I\'ve never in my life received free weed. Ever.


    Haha, and yeah I havent heard a mom joke in like a year. They\'re all the same. Talkin\' about how someone fucked someone else\'s mom. It\'s the same as hearing the same joke over and over. It get\'s old. Some are funny though don\'t get me wrong.
     
  11. That wasnt my mom...that was my DOG! Learn to distinquish between bitches.

    Dont fuck with the Yo Mama King bitch.
     
  12. If by \"my dog\" you mean \"your bitch,\" and by \"your bitch,\" you mean \"your mother,\" then yes.

    But in all seriousness.... uhh... smoke reefer.
     
  13. oh no its the like the playground all over again...*d3vo runs and hides behind jungle gym* oh shit, they\'re throwing rocks :O...grow up

    and yes...i also think you have the coolest mom hemp
     
  14. Die .
     
  15. ok look i was trying to be cool about the whole \"you fucked my mom\" thing, but with you calling my mom your bitch/dog, thats where i draw the line. yo mom jokes were dumb when the first started now its just sad that your trying to bring them back. they went out of style for a reason.are you even 16 let alone 18, cus i havent heard someone say that shit sence i was in middle school. so your either under 18 or just dumb and either way you should\'nt be on this site.
     
  16. i would also like to add that

    \"i fucked your mom\" in no way qualifies as joke
     
  17. damn it now my mom took some of my pot.i just picked up a fat 1/4 of dank and my mom took like about a half cut from me. oh well it happends
     
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