man the bite is closer to my nuts then the rash that dveloped. i wanna have kids dammit! or at least a fully functioning dick.
Beggers cant be choosers Just kiddin dude. I would honestly break down and cry if i saw a spider bite like that even CLOSE to my dick.. I was actually thinking about getting it patent. My friends were like, dude, that IS a really good idea. I just keep it on my dresser by my bedside. Pretty sweet lil invention if you ask me. You might even try clamping the end of the little straw, so it SPRAYS more, rather than crudely drips.
well my dicks been fine while my legs been in pain for the past 2 days so ive convinced myself my dick is going to survive.
ewwwww, you COULD play some really cool ass pranks... but thats just mean haha. My invention will be used for good, and it will smite spidery evils everywhere!
well i found out its shingles, gunna be out of school fora week. I really wanted to go on the tennis trip since its my last year damn, me and a girl were lookin forward to it... ;-)