I think I can vaguely see what he meant...

Discussion in 'Philosophy' started by 1bakedpotato, Jun 26, 2011.

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    When god in verse 45 said that slaves were OK to buy he meant that people all from the start each have slaves within their hearts. Things that we have sold or boughten that are forced to pick "moral cotton" god calls us to set these free... free our hearts from slavery.

    And then as god goes on to explain the logistics of buying and selling slaves....

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    he was messing around.

    In the back I sit and I nod to the beats that are bumpin from my ipod.. my god their starting to pray and over the music i can hear them say "dear god, dear lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword" dear good all seeing being, my way or the high way ya way. The blue balls anti masturbater the great allah big faggot hater.. i'd like to thank you're holy might for making me both rich and white and though this is your day of rest, i come to you with one request. There's so much pain beyond this steeple.. wars and drugs and homeless people. Sadness when there should be joy, hate and rape and soulja boy. A world in darkness needs your light, so I'm sure schedules pretty tight.. "but my dog just had leg surgery if you could fix that first...."


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    obama could you pass some hope to the pope cuz i know a couple of dudes who want to elope.. see the church said no so the bros can't cope.. bros can grope but the bros cant cope. they've been in love and they've been addicted.. who said they shouldnt Benedict it? cuz in the holy land of the lord he's the holy land lord and dicks are evicted. cuz you can be a Benedict if you've been a dick under Benedict but you can't have Benedicts cuz theirs only one pope with only one dick. What? Yeah... a dick on a pope is just like a soap on a rope cuz its pointless unless in prison.. THROW UP YOUR BIBLES CHRIST HAS RISEN.

    In the name of the father son and holy ghost...

    head shoulders knees and toes...

    turn up your nose, strike that pose...

    hey macarena.

    - bo burnham

    Understand? Or did it go over your head? :p

    He ripped that shit.

    (sry if its not exact lyrics.. im stoned)
     

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