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I think I am immune to drug test...

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by SqueezetheGrape, Jan 23, 2014.

  1. #1 SqueezetheGrape, Jan 23, 2014
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    I am not proud of this, but I was going through some things for awhile and using weed as my crutch. Problem is that I am in the military.
     
    Well I got drug tested last thursday. I had kinda cut back a bit and been active playing basketball and such. But the last time I smoked before then was monday. I only ripped a bong about 3 times and then ripped some keef from the bong later that night. I played a few intense games of bball the same night though.
     
    I was freaking out when I was tested. I thought for sure I was fucked. I talked to my friend and he said the way these test work is they test the samples of everyone in the room at the same time and if one fails they bring everyone back in for a re test to make sure they didnt mix somebody up or there wasnt something wrong with the test. 
     
    The thing is idk how long before they bring you back in. It will be a week tomorrow and I havent heard anything. I remember being drug tested a few years back a week after I smoked 3 joints with my friend...and passed
     
    I feel like if I hear nothing tomorrow im in the clear. And if I do get called back Ill pass. My reasons for thinking this? I have a super metabolism. I am always moving around and active. As weird as it sounds, sometimes when im high ill jump on a mini trampoline and listen to music. I have been drinking water like a motherfucker and doing my share of excersise too.
     
    So is it possible for someone to straight up dodge these test? I was an everyday smoker for months and slowed dont just a tad bit about a week before this test...if so...thats fuckin crazy.

     
  2. #2 Indi420, Jan 23, 2014
    I haven't heard of anything like that before.
     
    Approach with caution 
     
  3. #3 yoyoloto, Jan 24, 2014
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    I guess if you have a fast metabolism you can eliminate the weed-related material faster, exercise helps too, water flushes your body... It adds up. Some people go with detox but going natural works as well if you know how and its cheaper :D
     
    Another possibility is that they don't look at whatever chemical is related to weed ? Like they check you out for unmentionables and hard stuff only. Kinda like how doctors only look through your medical record for stuff that will help with your recovery and not something to put you in trouble.
     
  4. #4 Koh, Jan 24, 2014
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    youre not immune to drug tests. is it possible to pass a test after being clean for only 5 days? yes thats possible, unlikely, but possible. my guess is you will test positive, just because they havent told you the results doesnt mean youre clean.
     
  5. #5 wackitobacki24, Jan 24, 2014
    Dude, my story is so similar to yours.  Except, I was told the way the drug tests works is they only test one bottle out of the box of 15 or whatever to save money.  If that one sample pops hot, then the whole box gets tested.  So the chances are still pretty low of your urine actually getting tested.  Ive passed three, which I shouldn't have.
     
  6. #6 highdays420, Jan 24, 2014
    i am interesting to see this dude, did you pass? 
     
  7. #7 tannernhebert, Jan 25, 2014
    This actually works. I passed a test similar to that given to me by my probation officer. Go to the grocery store and buy certo. It is fruit pectin and should be in the same aisle as jello. While you are there by a 32 oz bottle of lemon lime Gatorade and vitamin b pills (if clear looking pee would be a problem). 2-3 hours before your test, mix one package of the certo with the Gatorade and down it. Make sure to take one or two sips before putting the certo in so it doesn't overflow. It doesn't taste too bad but it's kinda thick. Next, you have to drink 3 bottles of water. Poland spring, store brand, whatever you have laying around. Down these three bottles in the time you have before your test. Make sure to pee 3 times before you test. Take 4 b vitamins with the waters if you need your urine to be yellow. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity ForumSent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
     
  8. #8 tannernhebert, Jan 25, 2014
    I was clean for 4 days but I know people that have passed and smoked the night beforeSent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
     

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