I Really Need help pleasse!

Sweat alot, constantly drink water, maybe get someone to pee and freeze it in a rubber glove? Then when its testing time just unfreeze or keep it in the fridge then take it out and have a needel so with the glove in your pants you can pull the finger out and poke a hole in it??

 

Christ Plex, come up with the most difficult scheme ever why don'tcha?

Just drink alot and make sure you piss whenever you get the urge. Aim for clear piss. Also, when you're ready to piss in the cup, piss a little out into the toilet before you start filling up the cup.

 

Hahaha, he seemed desperate! I had the simpler ones in there as well though

 

If you're a smaller guy i wouldnt even worry about it too much, i thiink you got it covered. If you knew when you were getting tested id say use fake piss, but its hard to keep it the right temp if thats a factor. If you want to do that it will get a little more complicated but you havent even smoked that much, so id say you should be good as long as you're not a big guy.

 

HA! Werd.

 

Since your mom is doing it, you can dilute it without worry. I am on probation, and they test to see if it is diluted...

Anyway, just drink shit tons of water. That way you're piss is 100% water and cannot contain much or any THC. Don't drink too much though, you can die.

 

If it's a crappy home test, you can pass it easy. Just keep drinking crazy amounts of water, then when you gotta piss, dilute it with warm water.

 

what they said.
further, the detox drinks for $30 or more at your headdie shops do work.

I recommend 5k mg of vitamin c and a few gallons of water 10 hours before the test. Ultimate natural diaretic.

 

Also, try to avoid taking the test in the morning, because your piss is the most dirty in the morning. Pound water the day of, like others have said just try to get it almost clear.

And I read somewhere that adding a bit of Visine to the piss can make it test negative (without being easily detected), can anyone confirm this?

 

Detox is a waste of money unless you have less than a week to get clean after some heavy tokage. Vitamin C wont do him any good at all either.

The Niacin will help alot, but all the B-12 and Cranberry pills do is make your pee yellow. No matter how much B-12 and cranberry you take, though, if you dillute your pee as much as you should, it will still be clear. Dilluting will work if you do it right. Most people think if you drink a bunch of water over the course of a week it will help you clean out, but all your doing for the first 5 days is needlessly making yourself piss every 10 minutes. THC is stored in fat, drinking a bunch of water will not reduce the THC in your fat it will only make it less evident in your pee, it only takes a few hours to completely dillute your pee, you dont need to keep it dilluted for a whole week if you know when your test is going to be. Unfortunately, in your situation, it seems that you dont know when you will be tested, so just pop a bunch of Niacin (around 1000mg a day) drink more water than usual, but not so much that youre constantly pissing for the next week, and start exercising or sitting in a sauna.

 

vitamin c in high doses is a natural diaretic possible, and forces a natural flush of toxins.
It's a natural detox.

and no detox drinks are not a waste of money, if you run the risk of being tested, I'd say buy one and keep it till you might need it.

 

So all you're saying is to exercise/sweat like mad, pound niacin, and then pound water the day of the test? Why do people recommend cranberry or B12 at all? To keep the pee yellow so it doesn't look suspicious?

 

Apollo Azul Works! I Am not kidding. Get it in a meat market, it looks like peices of bark. for about 2 dollars. Put in a gallon of water and boil for about 15 minutes and drink. I know it works. You asked how to pass and I told you. Heed my advice if you want, but it works if your on probation. No Joke

 

I usually start drinking water the night before the test, then continue drinking the day of the test. Thats exactly why you take B 12 and cranberry.

 

if you already got caught....why does it matter if you fail the test?
and saying that you are DEAD if your MOM catches you implies that you are under 18. man
just be careful when posting on here if that is the case i guess

gl on the test bro

 

Keep taking the niacin. Drinking vinegar is supposed to help, but its difficult to force down. I've seen a few people pass by drinking a bottle of vinegar and taking niacin all day.