Holy shit, its taking me a long time to right this...I wonder why. Well, I was watching Rocky IV (you know the one where Apollo dies and he fights the Russian? Excellent, btw.) and it got me pumped, so I started hitting the punching bag in our basement. I forgot the bag is hanging next to the only sturdy enough place to be...on the black, metal pole. I start hitting it, singing "There's no easy way oooouut! There's no short-cut, hoooommme!" and CRACK! I hit the pole. And my hand went...crunch. Split one knuckle, kinda and the rest are just swollen. Its not black and blue, just swollen and painful. I have ice...what else can I do? Edited for one handed typing errors...and not that kinda one handedness, either.
Take an advil and keep the ice on it, that's about it Sorry to hear about your hand, I'm sure that hurt dude
Yep, smoked a fat one and edited my post. A little less painful, but holy shit...I'm retarded, lol. That's all there is to say. Just have to laugh at my ass on this one.
Roll a fattie j and smoke that up and let the smoke sweep into your body and the pain with slowy start to ease.
Ice should handle the swelling..and unless you really messed it up advil should take care of it, just relax and wait for your high to kick in.
Well, a nice bowl took care of the pain for me there. Ah, much better. Now...gonna watch some Ace Ventura.
i did something like that once and broke 2 bones in my hand. if its right below your pinky and ring finger than go get an x-ray. mine didnt hurt that bad but i couldnt squeeze anything, i couldnt even use a staples or scissors. i waited 2 weeks to get a cast and my hand looks retarted now
damn sorry to hear it but haha that reminds me of my friend he just got into boxing and the first time he started hitting a punching bag he didnt know about tapping his hands and just went bareknuckels..haha for about 2 weeks he had the bloodiest knuckles
Smoking bud will put your mind at ease, and make you think of other shit besides the pain. getting drunk will make it hurt less.
dude your straight dumb as hell!!! ahahahahahaha thats great! you punched your own wall? practice more i guess. peace to your hand. jeez
heh damn man. sorry for laughing, but just funny to imagine that happening good thing you have some buddah to help take your mind off things
So I just went to pet my cat, and I guess I scared her cause she tweaked out and tore the shit out of my hand with her back claws. I've got 2 huge gashes across my right palm, so I can't really move my hand now. Hurts like a mother fucking mother fuck. It reminded me of this thread for some reason. lol
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!!!! go to the closest urgant care clinic (like walk in doctor's office wheer you dont have to schedule appointments ahead of time, and they take cash if you dont have insurance) and you can get some 7.5/500mg lortab generics, or if you bitch about the pain enough, you can get the 5/500mg percocet