Two apes were having a baby, their tribe was around them. All of a sudden popped out two humans, a boy and a girl. The apes were startled and about to kill the fuck out of these mutant babies, but the aliens came and killed the fuck out of those apes. The aliens became a father figure to the babies, even though their planet Adamous Eviena was far away. The aliens gave rules to the new humans, hoping it would start a successful society. This alien race as a father figure later changed in history to a heavenly father, creating all the stories you can read today. Lastly, the aliens named these two babies after their home planet, Adamous Eviena, naming one child Adam and one child Eve. And that's how humans got started.