Do you remeber those "be above the influence" commercials? Of course you do. The kid says he can stop smoking at any time blah blah blah, dog says "you dissapoint me. Blah blah blah. I just wanted to anounce that I played with my pet while I was high. Yeap. Got nothin. What?. What?. Mmhm. That's what I thought.
Coming from a cannabis dependent junkie such as yourself. No one can trust anything you say because everyone knows marijuana makes you a liar.
I thought a cat talked to me one time I was tripping out baked... I scared it away because it was freaking me out. No audible language just intense body language that equated to non-verbal communication.