I live in the country & play banjo, I can string skip & sweep arpeggios on the banjo, I can also pick 15 notes per second. I have a girlfriend that's not my cousin, although I have made out with my stepsister before, she hot!
Welcome to the city brother! nothin wrong with some redneck banjo playin. We got a few rednecks and hillbillys here. Keep an eye out for my good friend Chicken. Now thats one crazy ass hick.