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I passed?

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by Jack Skellington, Feb 7, 2014.

  1. #1 Jack Skellington, Feb 7, 2014
    I went to the Dr yesterday and she had to drug test me before prescribing narcotics (new rule I guess?)
    Anyhow, I warned her ahead of time that I would test positive for THC. I have smoked everyday for the past 25 years. With the exception of quitting a couple times for about a year.
    A little later my Dr comes out to get me to give me test results and said I told on myself for no reason. You are completely clean! I was pretty shocked to say the least but hey!..... I passed!! LOL
    Anyone ever heard of this happening?  Faulty drug test maybe? Or I've smoked so long it just doesn't leave my body??

     
  2. #2 just one toke, Feb 7, 2014
    Are you sure they tested for thc? Maybe it was just for the drugs that would interact with the narcotics negatively
     
  3. #3 Jack Skellington, Feb 7, 2014
    No she tested for everything.. Its protocol now for anyone being prescribed narcotics.
     
  4. #4 DnB_Junkie, Feb 7, 2014
    This did actually happen to a friend of mine. We all had a smoke the night before too and he was a proper stoner. Somehow he passed his drug test. I dont know if it was faulty or whatever but he was definitely smoking legit bud.
     
  5. #5 Bill O'Really, Feb 7, 2014
    I took a test for a job I was working at. I was stoned when I went in because I fucking hated that job....Passed with flying colors. Couldn't believe it either. I had to keep working there for another year!
     
  6. #6 steven688, Feb 7, 2014
    High metabolism.
     
  7. #7 olylongbord11, Feb 7, 2014
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    NICE!!!!

    Thats hilarious and awesome.

    Two of my friends this has happened to actually. I think you're body becomes used to it or something after a certain point, cause the two of my friends that did this smoke super heavily. But my friend Daniel, whom has a very low tolerance, tested positive when his mom surprised him a couple weeks ago... parents, yeesh.(We're both 19 and still living at home, except mine are cool with it)
     
  8. #8 Lawlerskates, Feb 7, 2014
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    Probably has something to do with drug tests being bullshit (in more ways than one). I refuse to believe that your metabolism had anything to do with it. I view them less a legitimate way of testing someone for drugs, and more of an excuse for people to make money.
     
  9. #9 Jack Skellington, Feb 8, 2014
    Well, I can confidently say it was definitely not high metabolism ... I am a little over weight. 
    I had a friend that it happened to when he was put on probation. He tested clean for a month after he quit smoking and then began testing positive about a month later. He really had a hard time explaining that one!!! After that it took about a month to test clean again.
     

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