Lol, is this some kind of fucked up experiment? OP, what's going on? you ruined a perfectly good oreo...
The double stuffed ones make me sick, they sat in my fridge for like a week before I finished it. And yes I put my cookies in the fridge, or they'd fucking melt.
I love to deliciously pull apart my Oreo cookies, and then gently pull the white cream patty from whichever part of the cookie that happens to give up it's stick first. Then I'll elegantly carry it over to my sink, where I ever so carefully run water lightly over the white, smooth surface. It dissolves away in the water, and swirls around the drain like milk, leaving only the polished gleam of the knife. ...Who doesn't?