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i need to pass my drug tests

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by youngwildfre420, May 4, 2011.

  1. #1 youngwildfre420, May 4, 2011
    Alright so here's the deal, as part of a court order completly unrelated to marijuana, I'm required to pass random drug tests. I went into my probation officers office a few days ago and failed a drug test and they said I'm to come back in 2 weeks because thc stays in your system for 30 days. my problem is that I just smoked today and I have 12-13 days to get clean. I've smoked weed daily for a year and a half now but recently I've drasicly cutt back from 2 grams a day to way under a half gram. My weight is appx. 190 and im 6 foot. I wouldn't say I'm fat but I'm definatly not skinny. Any ideas on how I can beat this that doesn't involve abstaining from my lovely mary jane? The test is a four strip instant test and my PO does not watch me while I'm in the stall so if I can't clean my system I could definatly somehow sub it but with what? Any synthetic urine that can be confirmed as legit? If not how could I use a friend urine? How would I assure its at the correct temp? Any input would be great thanks
     
  2. #2 BurnAFewDown, May 4, 2011
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  3. #3 youngwildfre420, May 4, 2011
    I did. Multiple times. And never found the answer I needed. So I opened an account and formed a thread hoping for a direct reliable answer for my situation.
     
  4. #4 BurnAFewDown, May 4, 2011
    Ol then here you go, Best thing to do is buy a detox drink or synthetic untimely, if he does not watch then yeah go for the urine, just make sure you make it body temp when actually using it
     
  5. #5 NinjaToker92, May 4, 2011
    Go to a headshop and buy there 7 day detox. Most of them have these things. Get the 7 day pills and don't get the drinks.
     
  6. #6 BurnAFewDown, May 4, 2011
    Sorry I never finished reading it. Just go to a head shop and ask for the most reliable one, might be a bit more $ but worth it. A friends should also work. To make it body temp. But it in the micro wave for a few seconds to make it close to body temp, then put it in a bag and strap it to your thigh, but make sure as much is making contact with you skin as possible so the middle doesn't get too cold.
     
  7. #7 Gods Boner, May 4, 2011
    If it's a lab test don't get the detox drinks my friend got fucked over. Get somebody to piss in a little cup for you. Or fucking get off weed. God damn I hate kids who CANT quit it probably makes all people who smoke weed on probation look like addicted fucking meth addicts. Quit dude, jail isn't worth it.

    Edit: this is what my friend did. On the way to the place warm the piss with your car heater, keep it in your waistband to maintain temperature
     

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