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I need to make $400 by the 1st.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by FloatingRooster, Feb 9, 2011.

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  1. #41 ksn2122, Feb 9, 2011
    This is true. When I had an interview at CVS, I actually pulled my dick out and rubbed it against the manager's thigh. He hired me anyways, but he warned me that if I had actually slapped my dick across his forehead, I would not have gotten the job. Whew, I got lucky there.
     
  2. #42 BluntCruisin, Feb 9, 2011
    A job?
     
  3. #43 ShimmyDylan23, Feb 9, 2011
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    Hopefully, you're not in the same position my friend was in. He was fronted an O, was supposed to make some profit, but ended up smoking it all. He owed the guy around $300 and the man apparently said if he didn't get the money back to him, he was getting shot in the leg. So my friend ended up selling his 360, some other things, and unfortunately had to go to his father for help too. In the end, the dept was paid off... fortunately.

    The best thing to do is find a job ASAP. Don't just dick around and hope the money comes flying at you. Another thing to do is just sell items like old electronics, games, furniture, STUFF, etc. Hope you get back on track bro.
     
  4. #44 Sonnenschein, Feb 9, 2011
    Not really, my roomie and I do studies at Omega in Westerly RI. I got into it because it was free flu shots, but if they like you and you are a regular you can make a few grand a year.

    I also made $12 an hour guinea pigging for the US Navy's sonar research group sitting in an air conditioned sound booth listening for sounds embedded in white and pink noise. All summer, in 8 or so weeks I made almost $900.

    You can also temp, I have worked for Manpower, positions ranging from stuffing envelopes for the Humanse Society [nice people, they all tend to be vegans and got wierd at my italian subs with the extra meat ...] mail room, copy room, receptionist, quality control in a machine shop, compiling work packages for a computer help desk company [making 500 3 ring binder sets for all the help desk tech 1 people] and a long term [6 month gig] as the office help for the engineering department of a contracter to a chemical factory, I did everything except sign my own timecards - I did time sheets for the other workers, made coffee, conducted the training classes [ladder safety is hysterically funny movie] managed all the paperwork, went shopping for tools and plumbing supplies. Shortest job was 4 hours, longest was the 6 months. Average was a week - usually replacing some clerical type going on vacation.

    bus tables in a restaraunt, takes very little training, makes low wages but can have very flexible hours.
    Veggie prep, dish washing also can be ok but minimal pay, veggie prep is early in the day, dishwashing can be any shift.

    [I mentioned in a different thread that I was an emancipated minor at 16, and have worked 2 jobs at once. I am 49, and have worked my entire life since 15 until a year and a half ago when I got laid off. Since I am gimp, but not gimp enough to go on SSD, I do stuff like the medical research, make custom medieval and renaissance costuming, beadwork, and *edit* not write papers for college students. ]
     
  5. #45 desdeadeye, Feb 9, 2011
    :bongin::smoking::laughing:funny as fuck:hello::smoke:
     
  6. #46 NIXXXON, Feb 9, 2011
    has anyone mentioned a job :rolleyes:
     
  7. #47 GutteralShiva, Feb 9, 2011

    What the fuck is a job?


    You commie...
    :smoke:
     
  8. #48 bleeds, Feb 9, 2011
    he's faking it... do it, you'll probably get a raise :D

     
  9. #49 Louis438, Feb 20, 2011
    Donate sperm. Seriously you can get about 120 dollars for 1 vial of sperm if youre what theyre looking for
     
  10. #50 fourtwenty4201, Feb 20, 2011
    do not do this. my dads driend did this two times and he is so fucked up now. he was pretty healthy before he did it (about 6 years ago) and ever since he did it his heatlh has dropped. he has had so many surgerys and shit. not worth it.



    if you listen to an advertisment they dont say "you will get paid" they say "you will get compensated"
     
  11. #51 paperxplanes, Feb 20, 2011
    go to old folk neighborhoods and tell them your trying to get some quick cash. you will be surprised how many people have or will find something to pay you to do
     
  12. #52 cronickid, Feb 20, 2011
    Pawn/sell some shit..craigslist some shit..see if any of your homies want to buy anything off you..pieces etc. Hmm..Donate blood/sperm if possible..ask your mom LOL. :rolleyes:
    Ask your dad?..brother/sister? Get creative man!

    Make that money!
    :wave:

    Quick edit..Shit man..if you have too..start going door to door if you know how to clean/pick weeds/mow lawns/paint houses?..Get it done!
     
  13. #53 GiB, Feb 20, 2011
    Hustle! Pimp everything you got and yes the stash too playa I've been there! Good luck!!
     
  14. #54 Smoked All Dat, Feb 20, 2011
    asking a stoner forum how to make money.....

    you should already know ;);)
     
  15. #55 arks59, Feb 20, 2011
    Phase 1: Collect underpants.
    Phase 2: ?
    Phase 3: Profit.
     
  16. #56 PeaceNpot3898, Feb 24, 2011
    if its still snowy were u are shovel driveways, i know a junior in a class of mine that made about 3000 with his truck clearing out buisnesses parking lots and stuff when that blizzerd came a while back
     
  17. #57 BUDietheelf, Feb 24, 2011
    Casino mannn!
     
  18. #58 me high, Feb 24, 2011

    south park^
     
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