I need to make $400 by the 1st.

You know that gaming system you have with all those games?

It's not like you're playing all of them...

 

I would assume most clinical studies do a drug test before hand, and I'm guessing they would reject somebody that is positive, unless of course the test involves Marijuana.

 

There are other studies also that don't involve any clinical research, many are purely observational.

If you go through a reputable research group I don't think you would have to worry about it being sketchy.

Just Saying, If you need quick money this is one route you could take.

 

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Steal?

 

I second this, I caught wind of a survey once a few years ago, $50 just for walking through the door, another $50 for completing the survey [was kinda lengthy, but DEFINITELY worth the money]

 

You are fucked.

 

Have a bake sale? OR have a bake(d) sale and call all your buddies. You guys smoke, then they want to buy snacks. Win win.

 

Become a modern day pirate and start plundering.

 

Yup.

Side effects of the drug should be normal side effects of other pharmaceuticals.

If you're going to steal, steal from the local billionaire.

 

put it on black.

 

sell yo shit, buy it back after you move that expensive ass ounce youre buying

 

I did all these in the past when I was in your situation

1. Sell your plasma -- although you don't have an entire month, 3 1/2 week should get you around $200. Where

2. Do those corny internet "jobs"... Ie filling out a survey, trying out some promotional products. I think it closed down, but there use to be a site something like "freelunch.com" that listed a database of those kinds of offers. Open up a paypal account and put in the work neccessary. Maybe somebody could put me in my place, but I find these "jobs" actually pay less than minimum wage, it cost electricity, and the spam (to your house and email) is horrible. But, if you are desperate it serves nicely as extra income.

3. Get an actual job-- Places that pay you minimum wage or a bit above are always hiring, and it doesn't take long . Unless you go to the interview, whip out your dick , and slap the manager's forehead with it; you will get the job. About 3 1/2 weeks at minimum wage, that should put you over or almost there with taxes. Problem is they will probably withhold your first check so you might need to work something out.

You can do all 3 at once, assuming you are currently unemployed. Then there are always the illegal things, but that is for you to scheme. Good luck.

 

1) Fix Xbox 360s and PS3's..gotta post an ad on craigslist though...its what I do. cant complain getting $20 an hour to fix that shit.

2) post random shit you don't use anymore on craigslist also..or eBay

3) Prostitution

4) Sells some weed!

5) Rob a bank

6) Run a lemonaid stand

7) Host a car wash with hot girls

8) steal from a schools fundraising jar

9) Rob some old rich lady who lives in a nice house....they got cash

10) Plow snow for people....that can make some nice $$$

11) I think I'll stop here, I was going to go to 100, but eh.. I'm to lazy and tired to do so.

 

shoveling roofs u get mad money i can get that in an hour

 

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My friend did it for a couple hundred bucks once, but he said it took him forever and he'd never do it again. Maybe it's worth a shot if you need the money and have nothing better to do.

 

Man, you got any spare change?

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Sell bong milk and vape lemonade.

 

shovel peoples driveways. tell em the money goes to a charity. they'll donate $20. Thats 20 driveways to shovel. maybe 30 tops.