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I need some peace of mind

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by ohyeah290, Aug 9, 2011.

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  1. #1 ohyeah290, Aug 9, 2011
    Ok so here's the deal. I'm going into the marines (eventually, my recruiter is taking is sweet old time). I'm wanting to smoke weed (like half a jay of dank) and I haven't smoked in three months. I'm 5'10 205lb. I wouldn't say I have A LOT of fat but I do have some fat. I also do jujitsu but I've been on a break here recently and I'm going back next week. (I know physical activity would help get it out as well as water which I drink PLENTY of.) About how long would said jay take to be out of my system?

    Sorry for one of these threads. I just couldn't think of anywhere else to post and I would looooove to smoke.
     
  2. #2 OscarZetaAcosta, Aug 9, 2011
    Don't do it...Never risk what the military can and will do to you if you fail one of their tests.:cool:
     
  3. #3 ohyeah290, Aug 9, 2011
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    Yeah. That's what I'm thinking but my paperwork has been going all wierd and I was supposed to go to MEPS two months ago. I'm supposed to be going to MEPS next month but we'll see how that goes. I'm just wanting to know since I hardly smoke anymore if I would be able to pass the military's test in a month considering it will only be one time and not even that much at that.

    I've also passed a drug test for a job the night after smoking a little after a 6 month hiatus from smoking.
     
  4. #4 A2KiD, Aug 9, 2011

    i agree with this dude.
     
  5. #5 ohyeah290, Aug 9, 2011
    See the thing is I'm getting a bunch of different answers in other places. Some are saying since I could pass a drug test right this very second that it would be out of my system in a very short amount of time since it's not even a lot of weed. Then I hear from somewhere else it's a month no matter what. I'm probably not going to smoke but at this point it's just a what if I wanted to kind of thing.
     
  6. #6 Magiggle, Aug 9, 2011
    Get high man
     
  7. #7 ohyeah290, Aug 9, 2011
  8. #8 OscarZetaAcosta, Aug 9, 2011
    The military will fuck you with their steel-toed boots, tell you to kiss their hairy, white asses...And to suck their dicks while you're down there in a fuckin' heartbeat if you fail, do not risk losing your freedom over something like this.

    Pull the four, get out, enjoy what you earned.:cool:
     
  9. #9 ohyeah290, Aug 9, 2011
    I decided against it. Just had a jay laying around, saw it, and was just like "what if". I don't know exact dates on everything so I just said screw it. I'll just drink.
     
  10. #10 BiHBeast, Aug 9, 2011
    Itll be gone in a week max
     
  11. #11 Dulalo, Aug 9, 2011
    smoke some bombass hashish with the afghan locals
     
  12. #12 GrassCtyCitizen, Aug 9, 2011
    say fuck the marines and get supa doopa high
     
  13. #13 BikingStoner, Aug 9, 2011
    Please do not join the marines man. They fuck you over, they control you, and when you come back you can't even get a damn job.
     
  14. #14 ohyeah290, Aug 9, 2011

    I'm going intelligence. With a top secret security clearance and a military background the job I want will be easy to get.
     
  15. #15 Verdurous, Aug 9, 2011
    I actually recommend you smoke the joint.
     
  16. #16 ohyeah290, Aug 9, 2011
    Well now my friend smoked it so it's gone.
     
  17. #17 Sherak, Aug 9, 2011
    He done you a favour, you'd have swapped a minor craving for weeks of anxiety. Down some bud (weiser) :) and forget about it! :cool:
     
  18. #18 Verdurous, Aug 9, 2011
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    I recommend you go find some weed, then.
     
  19. #19 24karrotts, Aug 9, 2011
    You would have been fine. If they piss test get fake piss, if they hair test there's a shampoo for that (or shave your head) if they blood test get a blood transfusion (haha jk jk) seriously though. You could easily have gotten a detox drink or fake piss if you were THAT paranoid.
     
  20. #20 DriftinTofu, Aug 9, 2011
    Not worth it man im sure military tests are harder to fool than regular job tests
     
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