i need excuses to miss work for a week

Discussion in 'General' started by thebluehippo, Jun 5, 2011.

  1. welll im going to bonaroo and im gonna miss work for about a week. i need some excuses that will pardon me for a week and keep my job when i get back. so far all i have is i have an internship in Tallahassee but thats the best i can do and help from some blades ? u will definitely get mactacular karma for it
     
  2. Should have requested it off.
     
  3. fake the flu?
     
  4. Tell them you have to check yourself into rehab for a week, that should buy you a lot of time
     
  5. Wisdom teeth, tonsils, flu..

    May need doctor's note, though...

    Death in family if you wanna be super terrible...
     
  6. yeah the only thing is its an entire week off since im cleaning up to pay for my ticket but yeah thanks for the suggestions
     
  7. Tell them your pussy hurts and you have sand in it......
     
  8. Any job I've ever had has required proof for whatever reason you missed passed a certain number (usually three) days.
     
  9. #9 hippie flip, Jun 5, 2011
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPsfeDi8vx8]YouTube - ‪Las Vegas - "Chin Chilli Day" Funny Commercial [Wackiness All Over]‬‏[/ame]

    replace 3 days in Vegas with one week in Tennessee
     
  10. Honestly, I haven't done this myself, but I've known quite
    a few people who have said "there's been a death in the family
    and I'm going to go be with them during this difficult time."


    I mean it's kind of bad karma I think to say someone died, but
    it's worked so many times, cause I mean no one questions you.
    They just feel sympathetic toward you.

    "Go ahead, take your time, this must be really difficult for you right now."

    :confused_2:

    Like I said, I've never done this but hey, if you wanna jump in those
    waters...I'd say that's the only legit reason you'd be gone for so long.
    Being sick and stuff just sounds weak...
     
  11. Duuude Ill see you there! I signed of MONTHS ago, last year was such a beautiful thing. This year will be fun too but not nearly as much since mtv shoved superfly out of the way on the lineup. Trying to conserve my current pickup so i can stay ripppped.
     
  12. thhe best ive done to call out from a day of work, tell them you have the shits. no one questions it, ive done it like four times hahah
     
  13. tell them ur gpa is in critical condition in some far state and you got to see him asap
     

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