well the story goes like this, i was fired from my job because i was randomed and failed my drug test. so i have to tell my family i got fired because of the economy and they all believed me. well my dad suggested i apply for unemployment so i do and i had to tell them why i got fired because i would of been in deep shit if i lied. well they sent me in the mail what i was eligible for and i form for direct deposit so i assumed that i got it some how! so i told my parents that i did get it and they were stoked for me. well it turns out i actually was denied haha not suprising but i've already told my parents i was gettings. so now what the fuck am i going to tell them why i was denied for?!?! they'll be so ashamed of me if they find out!!
Get a job, being a parasite is no fun. edit: ok here's the lie- I just read some books on economic history and I don't believe in welfare anymore.
EXACT same thing happened to my friend's older brother. After lie after lie he finally fessed up and his family of course was disappointed. But dude don't keep lying it'll come back to haunt you. Tell the truth =)
well i tell the truth about everything else this is just one thing i don't want them to find out about they'll give me shit about it for so long
no, stick to your lie.... I found some of these reasons to not get it, I didn't read em so idk if they are any good (sorry kinda hard to read right now, Im leanin hard)
I saw this poster up in a school once. 'When you tell the truth, you dont have to remember what you said' and that will come back some day to bite you in the ass if you continue lying and denying especially with family
It's fine, you can still make it out of this without having to admit it but you're going to need to work extra-hard to get a job, soon(You need to apply to places within the next three days, or it's over), and tell them you canceled the US(ervice). Or, you could come clean.
Just read this essay then: Anatomy of the State by Murray Rothbard You don't even have to read it, just be able to cite it. Or just read these two paragraphs from an essay by Hans-Hermann Hoppe Or you can delve deeper into ethics... talk about how government theft is immoral or something.... edit: Tell them you participated in a strike.