Alright, I need to start this thread off with telling everyone I do not know shit about computers. I can do some basic things, but anything beyond that I am worthless. I am nasty as using excel but anything besides that I am a fucking dumbass. Saying that, black friday is coming up and I need a new laptop. I have a acer right now that was straight but I stepped on it and the screen looks terrible. I know Acer is a terrible computer, but for what I do its fine. Are there any laptops anyone would recommend for me to buy? I just want something decently fast, and can do basic functions well. I really don't download too many things, maybe a torrent here and there, and I don't play any computer games that I need a lot of fancy features for. If I could find something under $400 that will search the internet pretty fast that would be perfect. Pretty much the only thing I do that would slow me down is watching porn. Now I'm not downloading any porn, just going on pornhub, but I figure that might fuck my computer up at least little bit. I have McAfee too, so that probably helps with some of the unfucking the spyware. Anyone HELP. This crack in my screen sucks and I need to buy something new. Preferably I want to buy something online, but I will drag my lazy ass out to Best Buy if I need to. Not at midnight the day after thanksgiving cause I will definitely be drunk, but I could the the next day. After 2pm. And one last note to everyone. Yes I am fucked up, so bare with me sounding like a dumb ass. I already know I am one right now. And if I have too many curse words for the mods, I apologize in advance. Let me know and I will ask this same question in a less profound way. I have taken at least 15 jager bombs, and drank 10 seven and sevens. I did save my weed cookie for tomorrow's grub sesh though. Oh, and the girl I was trying to bang got a DUI, so fuck me. But anywayssss Happy thanksgiving everyone and Blaze on!