I need 1,200 to start a goat farm.

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  1. #1 snoopdog6502, Jan 22, 2014
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    I need to buy 40 goats to get started. anyone up to kick down with a credit card to hook me up with some goat money.
     
    Any advice from an expert goat farmer on here?
     
     
     
    Just kidding..

     
  2. here you go
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  3. wait, do you have people lined up for the meat/milk/cheese?
     
  4. Get outta here.... we all know you're only in it to slit their throats.
     
  5. got to love the city haha
     
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    Yes and have a friend who is an expert goat breeder, he has personally bred 1,000 goats.
     
    Do you think I will need a male goat to breed goats?
     
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    nope, if you keep a dog in their pen to keep the goats in a constant state of stress, they'll impregnate themselves.
     
  8. #9 snoopdog6502, Jan 22, 2014
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    Im going to be rich, just lay around chugging down goats milk all day watching the money just a rolling in.
     
  9. Are goats the new trend now or something?Better hope he doesn't mistak your stash for grass ;)Sent from my Prism using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  10. Meh, I only count like dollars 540.  Hardly "ballin".
     
  11. Gotta get that paper somehow Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
     
  12. Don't go spending all that money on one goat
     
  13. #14 El Duderino, Jan 22, 2014
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    are these goats from Cambodia?
     
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKhiSs2VRpg
     
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