alright yall so i havent smoked bud since July 1...thats fuckin 6 months and 20 days now...what happened was i got 2 MIPs (one for bud n one for alcohol) last year and so i go to court for that shit, n my dumbass lawyer is like alrite instead of goin to jail for a couple days u can just go to a rehab thing and get an evaluation and they'll just make you take a 8 hour class one day...n i was like alright cool that sounds good cuz im not tryin to go to jail..so i go get the evaluation at the rehab and here is where i fucked up...i didnt know they were gonna piss test me so i had smoked like 2 days before and drank that night too...so at the start of the evaluation the dudes like alright were gonna piss test u at the end of this, and i was like fuck this fucks up my plan...cuz i was just gonna tell them that my MIPs were like my first time smoking n drinking...so the guy asks me how often i smoke n drink and i was just like o about once a month u know i thot saying that would be fine...anyways he fucking recomends me for INTENSIVE OUTPATIENT REHAB and my insurance payed this fuckin place like 2000 bucks so i know he just made me do that shit so they could make money...anyways so i had rehab everyday for all of july n now ive had to go once a week ever since...and i get piss tested every time i go so i havent smoked..anyways jus thot id share this bullshit but it ends march 11 im so pumped bout to smoke like seven blunts that day
Damn...That sucks. My friend just recently got off of being drug tested...so now hes back enjoying the holy herb. He says after 5-6 months though, you get so stoned that its like the first time smoking bud. Fucking awesome. Anyways, good luck with 7 blunts.
I've never actually had a personal run-in with the law, so could someone help me out... What's an MIP?
wow, your probably so sober that all of your thoughts are so clear and streightforeward that you dont even know how crazy they are, dont smoke 11 blunts, all you'll need is a big bong bowl to send you off to the moon.
Thanks! But that leads to another question: if it's a "minor" in possession, why the jail time? I thought that offenses committed by minors couldn't result in jail unless there was a special hearing or something.
haha yeaa u guys are probly right 7 blunts might be too much after bein gone for so long...but if i get as high as a did when i first started smoking...thatll be awesome haha u guys know those first highs were so damn crazy
ah yes kushmanbenzo, i am in the same boat as you. it is a tuff, tuff life without kush. sometimes i get a weird craving to munch on some kush.
forget the 7 chronic blunts. im tryin to smoke 4 meth blunts on the day you get out of rehab kushmanbenzo!!