I may have to,,, kill my dog,cut her open,and deliver her puppies

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by chicken, Feb 1, 2011.

  1. IM HOPING IT DONT COME DOWN TO THIS,,,,,I GOT A FULL BOTTLE OF VASELINE,,,JELLY.

    I MAY HAVE TO STICK MY HAND UP IN THERE,, AND ASSIST HER,,,

    SHES PREGNANT BY A HUGE DOG,,, HER BEING A MEDIUM SIZED DOG,,,

    IVE KNOWN OF A DOG,, WHO PASSED 3 PUPS,, AND THE REST GOT HUNG UP... AND WERE DEAD BY THE TIME THEY GOT TO THE VET...

    MY FEMALE IS SO HUGE,,, IM JUST PREPARING FOR THE WORST SCENERIO..

    I'LL TRY THE VASELINE IF I HAVE TO,,, AND IF IT DONT WORK,, I MAY HAVE TO GO TO '' THE DARK SIDE'' AND DELIVER THEM BY KNIFE,,,

    TOMORROW,, ME AND THE OL-LADYS GOING TO CHECK OUT VIDEOS ON HOW THEY DELIVER COWS,, BY STICKING THIER HANDS UP '' THERE''

    BECAUSE IF IM AT WORK,,, THE JOBS ALL HERS,,,

    ANYONE GOT EXPERIENCE WITH '' HELPING'' IN A ANIMAL DELIVERY ???????

    I DONT WANT TO KILL MY BITCH DOG,:cool:
     
  2. :eek:

    I am repulsed.

    Chicken, why don't you just take your damn bitch to the vet?
     
  3. if it takes place at night,,, a trip to the vet is impossible,,,,,,im in a very secluded rural country area,,, the closest vet is 40 miles away...

    so im preparing for the worst case scenerio,,,:cool:
     
  4. get that bitch spayed, if she lives
     
  5. Stick your hand in there and grab them,slowly pull them out.

    Be careful not to injure any other puppies that remain in there.

    Start from the one closest to the entrance,and if they are not
    breathing when you pull them out,rub them with your hands like
    if you were trying to warm them up.

    But don't put pressure on their lungs.After they start breathing set them
    to feed by their mother.

    If for whatever reason the mother dies,feed them warm milk but
    make sure it's whole fat until you find a real substitute.
     

  6. Oh you dont say lol:p

    But damn man that sounds intense good luck and i hope your dog is ok. Post the puppies pics up once they're out, GC needs more, warm, cuddly, fuzzy shit these days.
     

  7. and how does one even move an over pregnant dog, it seems like they shouldnt be standing at all.... i dunno.... the whole eating too much and running can fuck their stomach up leads me to think too much puppy mass and standing is no good, but, its different. I hope all goes well. What kind of puppies are you expecting, i hope not chihuahua/great dane ones? (that would be the most horrible and impossible thing but an interesting image.....)
     
  8. Post pics.
     

  9. Please don't.
     
  10. yea, no pics, lol, im gagging over here just thinking about it
     
  11. caps lock; press it
     
  12. So...you have a legit reason to fist a bitch? JK man, hope everything turns out fine.
     
  13. Shit chicken my next beer goes to you and your hopeful successful delivery.
     
  14. thanks for the info

    and ICGREEN thanks for the link,,, as i stated,, tomorrow we are going to really get into checking this info out,, about home deliveries,,,,


    and the dogs are,,,

    male... 1/3 GREAT DANE. AMERICAN BULLDOG,,,

    FEMALE,, rednose pit bulldog,

    heres the male,,, notice how much taller he is above the coffee table hes a big dog,, i got a video of him also,,,

    and look between the chicks tits that rolling the joint,,,,:ey:


    would you expect anything different from me,,,,lol[​IMG]
     
  15. [ame]http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evCupCbvFao[/ame]


    in that video you will see,, my male, the white dog,,,

    and my female,,, the rednose pit,,

    and please no comments about what goes on in that video,,,,i like hearing my dog bark,, thats all..:cool:
     
  16. My dad delivered puppies one time, I guess his animal saving instincts stepped in though, he's always been like a vet to all our dogs and he's a farrier, he also takes care of horses a lot of the time too... he just pretty much made sure to be careful and pull the puppies out carefully it was a dog about the size of a pit too
     

  17. Chicken...


    :cool:
     

  18. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

    I don't think I can like this post enough.

    "ahh, i should plug this bad boy in and watch her go bana- YOU WANT SOME OF THIS LEAF BLOWER!?""
     

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