I love when Stoned Me does favors for Sober Me

Discussion in 'General' started by bahookahjoe18, Oct 20, 2011.

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  1. #1 bahookahjoe18, Oct 20, 2011
    I found a good roach that sober me didn't know about until just now that stoned me had tucked away.

    Have you ever done yourself any favors?
     
  2. #2 Macnub, Oct 20, 2011
    I always make food while sober. So then when I get high I'm just like, aww fuck yes I love me.
     
  3. #3 bahookahjoe18, Oct 20, 2011
    I like when StonedMe does all the things that need to be done, so that SoberMe can relax when there's no bud to be burnt.
     
  4. #4 CSterbz, Oct 20, 2011
    [quote name='"Macnub"']I always make food while sober. So then when I get high I'm just like, aww fuck yes I love me.[/quote]

    Ahhhahahah this...
     
  5. #5 BUDDAMUNK, Oct 20, 2011
    Stoned me always wipes all the weed crumbs from rolling/packing into my drawer. Then sober me takes the crumbs and smokes them.
     
  6. #6 Deleted member 351711, Oct 20, 2011
    Stoned me decided that next time sober me isn't stoned, I need to get stoned. Ha ha

    Nah, but I do a lot of my best thinking when I'm high
     
  7. #7 PunchingZebra, Oct 20, 2011

    ^ Hell yea
     
  8. #8 HolderOfTheBong, Oct 20, 2011
    Wow you guys are lucky your stoned counterparts help you out.... Mine fucks me over.. Stoned me smokes all the weed then goes to bed so when sober me wakes up he's pissed off.
     
  9. #9 bahookahjoe18, Oct 20, 2011
    AHAHA! Hilarious dude. Phew. A real life lol.
     
  10. #10 SwichOne, Oct 20, 2011
    stoned me sometimes hides buds for sober me to fine during a dry spell
     
  11. #11 bahookahjoe18, Oct 20, 2011
    I like StonedMe all right, but sometimes he uses up all the dopamine reserves.
     
  12. #12 fukinriv2, Oct 20, 2011
    Stoned me is ok, he is more social than sober me. Sometimes he messes stuff up though...
     
  13. #13 bahookahjoe18, Oct 20, 2011
    One time StonedMe got a girl pregnant, so I've stayed sober ever since to avoid paying child support.








    jk
     
  14. #14 bahookahjoe18, Dec 3, 2011
    Last night, Stoned Me packed a final bowl and forgot to finish it. This morning when Sober Me woke up, there was a brimming bowl waiting to be burnt. :smoke:
     
  15. #15 LegitBaller, Dec 3, 2011
    unfortanutly(sp) no because stonedme and soberme just blend right in together
     
  16. #16 flammzrant, Dec 4, 2011
    lololol

    Stoned me goes outside and gets exercise to Sober me can stay inside, do school work and get fat.
     
  17. #17 TheBlackCops, Dec 4, 2011
    [quote name='"flammzrant"']
    lololol

    Stoned me goes outside and gets exercise to Sober me can stay inside, do school work and get fat.[/quote]
    I can't excercise stoned at all.

    Stoned me does all my housework so sober me doesn't have to.

    I also make the majority of my meals for the week while I'm stoned. :cool:
     
  18. #18 flammzrant, Dec 4, 2011
    Stoned bike rides around my pretty nature-esque campus when the weathers cool are so nice.
    Stoned me hates making food, but Sober me doesn't get hungry so he don't give a fuck.
     
  19. #19 Meneks, Dec 4, 2011
    Stonedme writes essays while soberme participates in class, sometimes they switch off.. But soberme doesn't like writing essays
     
  20. #20 PassTheGrass, Dec 4, 2011
    I know if I'm high and bored at my house I will just clean. And once I start I don't stop until its up to my OCD expectations. And then after ill be like, Holy Fuck! It's dopod clean, and then I get some food and trash it out again. It's a viscious cycle.
     
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