I love my dog.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by trichome joe, Mar 4, 2010.

  1. So yesterday afternoon I was in my shed medicating, when my dog started to go apeshit and bounce off the sliding glass door. I went to open the door to tell him too stfu, and quickly realized that I had just been pwned by my dog. How did he own you my young son? you may be asking, Well whilst jumping on the door, he locked my dumb ass out lol. I had to wait for my bro to come home till I was able to go inside again. Moral of this story is to never underestimate the diabolical abilities of your pets.
  2. Haha, pwned.
  3. That story just made my day.
  4. A couple of weeks ago I accidentally stepped on my dogs tail. She looked at me and followed me as I went to sit down, and when I sat, she took a piss right next to my feet while looking at me.

    I got the message
  5. I was waiting for the "And I opened the door as he jumped up, knocked me and my pipe down, pipe breaking into a million pieces, and me as well."

    BUT THEN!!!!

  6. Aw man, i was waiting for the part where you told us he just wanted to smoke weeed reeaaalllyy bad. haha.
    That's why I love my dog!

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