I love LSD.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by smoke__aLot!!!, Feb 2, 2007.

  1. So, this morning at around 6:30 as i was chatting with DCW_4 on AIM, when I decided to take what acid i had left for myself(3 hits of 100 micro gram LSD blotter), and had to get off line about thirty minuets after because my computer was starting to grow teeth and was about to swallow me whole. So, I get off line, walk to the bathroom, I take a piss and as I'm pissing i hear someone behind me, but turn around to no one there, I relies I just pissed all over the bathroom and start laughing hysterically. I clean up the mess, take a shower. then walk to work in falling snow, I end up being an hour and a half late opening up shop, because snow and LSD are like a visual orgasm and I was re-enacting a battle from star wars, got called a "freak" be some kid waiting for a bus, I then proceeded to call him Darth Vader, and that I was coming back to kill him and the rest of the Imperial scum with my light saber. I make it to the pet shop a bit after 10 and open up and everyones been waiting for me, I relies I cant look conspicuous about this tripp so I tell everyone I will be in the break room listening to Tool cus im supper stoned and need some time to do some really important stock ordering and as I'm walking back I forget what im doing and become completely mesmerized by the fish and start giggling like a school girl on crack, Dave the new guy walks up to me as I'm giggling like this and asks If i wanted too smoke a bowl, I look at him and say, "Cannabis IS ILLEGAL!" "you rat scallion!" so loud that the dogs started barking. He starts laughing i start laughing, I suddenly stop look at him and say, "Are you aware that my bones could pop out of my skin at any moment?" "Sure lets go smoke that bowl, Ill throw down on a bowl too." We get out back and Dave asks, "You ok man" the whole time hes packing this what looked like a giant corncob pipe the size of my head, i look at it then at him then at it agian and back at him just as everything turned all cartoonish and as he turned into an old farmer with big blue overalls and a trucker hat. I get done smoking with farmer Dave, as i will call him from this day forth, remember i have shit to do, I go into the break room and pass out. I wake not tripping at all four hours later. So, all in all, I had a pretty decent day.


    Peace!
     
  2. haha funny ass story man :hello:
     
  3. Doesnt sound like an Acid trip to me....
     
  4. You mean about my passing out? If so, i understand what your saying. I never have been able to sleep on LSD. With of course the exeption of today.
     
  5. Never done acid, only shrooms, but it sounds like fun.
     
  6. thats fucking hilerious. giggling like a school girl on crack hahaha. i might be doing acid this weekend if my friend hooks me up. but idk i only did it once and that was awhile ago. and idk im kinda against doing other drugs especially that my gf is like a goody good (got her smoking pot tho) and i dont want her to look at me as a fucked up druggy. but idk. if i ever find the time to do it then ill give it a shot. i think ill take it at like midnight then trip forever and then hopefully fall asleep and wake up still tripping. idk great story man. i liked it
     
  7. Strange days Indeed. Sounds revitalizing.
     
  8. DUDE CAN I HAVE A JOB!??! i love acid and animals. i would be perfect there. hook it up!
     

  9. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
     
  10. Dude...I totally know what you're sayin! I took acid for the first time (I've taken it twice) and I had a blotter paper and all that, anyways I took it like two weeks ago, and I was fuckin high! It was so fun though, I was having THE BIGGEST motion blurr ever. Everything would shimmer, and I was high for like 6 hours! It was the shit! I agree, I love acid too.
     
  11. That is an awesome story mang. I only wish i could experience your fight against the forces of bus stop kid (mr darth vader). sounds like you had a good time. Are you the store manager or are you the owner because it sounds like you have some nice benefits at your work.
     
  12. Daytime Manager!:D Greatest job in the world, because the only people who come in are kids in the daytime and they think its hilarious to see some strange man running around with snake's and screaming for joy. Most people come right before closing because Joe Schmow forgot his kids fish food. lol That damn kid... he's lucky this saber is in it original packaging.
     
  13. You know ... imagine how hard you would've tripped if you envisioned that bus stop kid whipping out a light saber, you probably would've grabbed a huge branch and bludgeoned his face .
     
  14. I am not about to replace Dave The Farmer, so no. GET A JOB YOU HIPPIE!
     

  15. okay...
    but im not getting a job!!
     
  16. Who's to say thats not what happened... jk... or am I? *DEEP*HAHAHAHAHA
     


  17. Trust me man, he was trippin.

    Hey man, nice story. Laughing my ass off like mad. Made my bad day turn out worhtwhile.
     
  18. I agree LSD IS ME!

    my first trip.. although i dont rember.. was my favorite..

    the rest were exelent but no where near as intense..

    this weekend sounds like candyflipping time.. or a large dose like 6 hits (stead of 3)
     
  19. I always said everyone should try it at least once.

    Becuase your a hippie, fuch! lol yeah thats right FUCH!lol wow... sorry bout that. Uh.. it was... an allergic reaction.

    Like they say, two heads are better then one. Intense, your gonna go
    fucking crazy. I like the sound of that... insanity... i strive for insanity.

    Peace.
     
  20. i cant wait till wensday next week :D:D:D:D:D
     

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