FIRST OFF, TO ALL THE LADIES ON THE FORUMS, THIS IS JUST MEANT TO BE A JOKE THREAD. NOT MEANT TO BE ANYTHING SERIOUS. ALTHOUGH THERE COULD BE SOME GOOD POINTERS ON HERE. I'm sure everyone has heard the i like my women like i like my coffee joke... black. This got me thinking while i was high about other funny foods/items/things that you could use instead of coffee as a joke and I was wondering what other people can come up with. I'll throw a few out to get things started. I like my women like... I like my seafood (fresh, slimy, usually shipped in from overseas) I like my shoes (new but worn in a bit, not too tight, not too loose) I like my bowling balls (the heavier the better, with plenty of holes to stick your fingers in) I like my toilets (willing to let you piss in/on it at any time that you want) ahaha that last one was really bad i know but it's all a joke or is it???