I like my women...

Discussion in 'General' started by crackrockstdy89, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. #1 crackrockstdy89, Aug 5, 2011
    FIRST OFF, TO ALL THE LADIES ON THE FORUMS, THIS IS JUST MEANT TO BE A JOKE THREAD. NOT MEANT TO BE ANYTHING SERIOUS. ALTHOUGH THERE COULD BE SOME GOOD POINTERS ON HERE.

    I'm sure everyone has heard the i like my women like i like my coffee joke... black.
    This got me thinking while i was high about other funny foods/items/things that you could use instead of coffee as a joke and I was wondering what other people can come up with. I'll throw a few out to get things started.

    I like my women like...
    I like my seafood (fresh, slimy, usually shipped in from overseas)
    I like my shoes (new but worn in a bit, not too tight, not too loose)
    I like my bowling balls (the heavier the better, with plenty of holes to stick your fingers in)
    I like my toilets (willing to let you piss in/on it at any time that you want)

    ahaha that last one was really bad i know but it's all a joke
    or is it???
     
  2. #2 Raw Toast, Aug 5, 2011
    I like my women like I like my ska.

    Skanky.
     
  3. #3 Mr Unknown, Aug 5, 2011
    I like my women like I like my instant oatmeal packets; quick,easy, and covered in facts about dinosaurs. :cool:

    So right.
     
  4. #4 Serapsis, Aug 5, 2011
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    This is an old one but i think alot of you have heard this one

    I like my women like i like my whiskey, 12 years old with alot of coke.

    *edit, typed that wrong... it should be

    I like my whiskey like i like my women, 12 years old and full of coke.

    IDK i forgot, one or the other.
     
  5. #5 ChillinOnRoofs, Aug 5, 2011
    I like my women like I like my weed, calm but it makes anything entertaining, also makes you feel real good. (If you catch my drift) :cool:
     
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  6. #6 sinsemillaswimm, Aug 5, 2011
    i like your women too
     
  7. #7 married2mj, Aug 5, 2011
    i like my women like i like my watermelon. sliced up and covered all red





    JK
     
  8. #8 crackrockstdy89, Aug 5, 2011
    I like my women like i like my blunts
    brown, fat, and easy to hit
     
  9. #9 caster12, Aug 5, 2011
    i like my woman like i like your woman..cheating...oh wait

    i have no clue where i was going with that. that was harder than i thought
     
  10. #10 Keep It Lit, Aug 5, 2011
    I like my women like i like my internet... fast and cheap.
     
  11. #11 ChillinOnRoofs, Aug 5, 2011

    :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
     
  12. #12 Serapsis, Aug 5, 2011
    i like my woman like i like, my tires, with tread still on the track
    i like my woman like i like, my oreos, double stuffed
    i like my woman like i like, my coffee, black with alot of sugar
     
  13. #13 AbydeBySolace, Aug 5, 2011
    I like my women like I do my firearms.

    Lubricated,broken in and locked in the basement.
     
  14. #14 crackrockstdy89, Aug 5, 2011
    haha man this is getting out of hand now, i kind of regret starting it. sorry ladies
    classic home alone reference though
     
  15. #15 fadeddd, Aug 5, 2011
    I like my women like I like my women.. like.. women..

    fuck
     
  16. #16 MuffinTops, Aug 5, 2011
    I like my women how i like my drugs.... white.
     
  17. #17 Parable, Aug 5, 2011
    I like my women like I like my beer, filled with alcohol and unconscious.

    I like my women like I like my economy, going down on me.
     
  18. #18 ChillinOnRoofs, Aug 5, 2011

    +rep for a genius post.
     
  19. #19 Vir Infractus, Aug 5, 2011
    I take my women like I take my coffee.

    Bitter.

    It's an aquired taste, but not hard to come by........:rolleyes: :wave:
     
  20. #20 Sweetleaftoker, Aug 5, 2011
    I like my women like I like my humour. Dry. Hehehe
     
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