well, at the beginning of this month i was feelin a lil hopeless/lonely so i looked at a monthly horoscope jus for some false sense of direction n heres what the shit said April 1-4: Reality Shifts You're no fool on April 1 with serious Saturn square sweet Venus. This may be a less than playful time, but one in which you can become clearer about relationships and values. The mood shifts quickly, then, with the lovely Libra Full Moon on April 2 and when Venus aspects expansive Jupiter and idealistic Neptune on April 3-4. Times go from tight to loose, so much so that common sense could be lost along the way. Try to keep at least one foot on the ground at all times. on april 4th i got a quarter pound of G-13, which provided me with plenty of money, where before for the past 6-8 weeks i was kinda strugglin cuz everytime i'd get paid some bullshit would comeup n i'd be broke within a week. April 20-22: The Fascination of Flirtation The Sun enters your sign one day after form-building Saturn turns direct. This is your time to make it real, Taurus, as you gain traction in moving toward your goals. April 22 is an especially spicy day, with Venus and Mars squaring in a seductive tango. Your magnetic allure is hard to resist, even if you aren't the flirtatious type. If you don't like being teased, though, this can be slightly uncomfortable. Yet if you're willing to take the initiative and maintain a playful attitude, this should be an especially entertaining weekend. aight, so on 4-20 i candyflipped (which was rather entertaining) but also i got hooked up with this ladies daughter (n she's fine! finally the fat bitches have gone away) n the strange thing about this is that i aint a flirtatious kinda dude, she came onto me.... so word, i'm bout to start readin this shit more often haha, cuz thats jus some wild n crazy shit there
I read my horoscope everyday. You would think it wouldn't be right, but sometimes it knows exactly what's up.
I can really to the first one, in the past month it just feels like I'm thinking differently. I'm looking at things completely different and it just feels like shit's changed. Then again those are written for people to relate to them.