I just noticed something ironic.

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by thereddfoxx12, Jan 6, 2011.

  1. Jesus was from the middle east, and actually looked like an arab. Yet christians discriminate against arabs constantly. He was also a jew, yet a lot of christians also discriminate against jews. I just wanted to point out the irony of the situation to my fellow blades.
     

  2. no no no no no no i cant hear you!
     
  3. Jesus was WHITE WHITE GOD DAMN IT
     
  4. I have thought of this before too. Why so many christian's are against jews. Also if Jesus was a jew why did he come to earth to tell us of the new testament when he him self was still following the old testament. In my opinion the bible is just a story that has been changed and rewritten sever times through thousands of years.
     
  5. #5 dirtydingusus, Jan 7, 2011
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    "the Germans killed the Jews
    and the Jews killed the Arabs
    and the Arabs killed the hostages
    and that is the news......"


    "And the joint chiefs of staff
    And the brokers on Wall Street said
    Don't make us laugh
    You're a smart kid
    Time is linear
    Memory is a stranger
    History is for fools
    Man is a tool in the hands
    Of the great God Almighty"





    Part I

    The monkey sat on a pile of stones
    And stared at the broken bone in his hand
    And the stains of a Viennese quartet
    Rang out across the land
    The monkey looked up at the stars
    And thought to himself
    Memory is a stranger
    History is for fools
    And he cleaned his hands
    In a pool of holy writing
    Turned his back on the garden
    And set out for the nearest town
    Hold on hold on soldier
    When you add it all up
    The tears and the marrowbone
    There's an ounce of gold
    And an ounce of pride in each ledger
    And the Germans killed the Jews
    And the Jews killed the Arabs
    And the Arabs killed the hostages
    And that is the news
    And is it any wonder
    That the monkey's confused

    He said Mama Mama
    The President's a fool
    Why do I have to keep reading
    These technical manuals
    And the joint chiefs of staff
    And the brokers on Wall Street said
    Don't make us laugh
    You're a smart kid
    Time is linear
    Memory is a stranger
    History is for fools
    Man is a tool in the hands
    Of the great God Almighty

    And they gave him command
    Of a nuclear submarine
    And sent him back in search of
    The Garden of Eden

    Part II

    Can't you see
    It all makes perfect sense
    Expressed in dollars and cents,
    Pounds, shillings and pence
    Can't you see
    It all makes perfect sense

    Little black soul departs in perfect focus
    Hold on soldier
    Prime time fodder for the News at Nine
    Hold on, hold on soldier
    Darling is the child warm in the bed tonight

    [Marv Albert:] "Hi everybody I'm Marv Albert
    And welcome to our telecast
    Coming to you live from Memorial Stadium
    It's a beautiful day
    And today we expect a sensational matchup
    But first our global anthem"

    Can't you see
    It all makes perfect sense
    Expressed in dollars and cents,
    Pounds, shillings and pence
    Can't you see
    It all makes perfect sense

    [Marv:] "And here come the players
    As I speak to you now, the captain
    Has his cross hairs zeroed in on the oil rig
    It looks to me like he's going to attack
    By the way did you know that a submarine
    Captain earns 200,000 dollars a year"
    [Edward:]"That's less tax Marv"
    [Marv:]"Yeah, less tax
    Thank you Edward"
    [Edward:]"You're welcome"
    [Marv:]"Now back to the game...he fires one...yes
    There goes two; both fish are running
    The rig is going into a prevent defense
    Will they make it? I don't think so"

    Can't you see
    It all makes perfect sense
    Expressed in dollars and cents,
    Pounds, shillings and pence
    Can't you see
    It all makes perfect sense
    Can't you see
    It all makes perfect sense

    -roger waters
    perfect sense pt1-2
    album-amused to death
     
  6. Jesus was a black gay jew
     
  7. Jesus was black
     

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  8. You callin jesus an terrorist!?!
     
  9. Jesus would shit directly on himself if he saw all the shit people have done in his name.....

    and btw....i never seen an Arab or a Jew named Jesus....or a black guy for that matter.....

    only people i ever seen named Jesus were/are Mexican?
     

  10. Because Jews read from right to left and people of 'christian' faith typically read left to right. It's simply a matter of how our brain is wired.
     
  11. When I found out Jesus was apparently Arab I told my mom, and she goes

    "Not MY Jesus. MY Jesus was WHITE."

    iwaslikewut.
     
  12. Jesus was a gay black terrorist Jew hippie.
     
  13. well this thread is nothing like rain on your wedding day.



    and science told me jesus was a raptor.

    but science is my dog, and he told me that I wouldn't get in trouble for burning things, and I did, and it was a whole lotta trouble, so im not sure if it's true.:confused:
     
  14. Irony in religion? No....
     
  15. #16 garrison68, Jan 8, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 8, 2011

    How do you know what Jesus looked like? A photograph? :hello:

    What evidence do you have to show that "christians discriminate against arabs constantly"? I am not a christian, but it is a myth that arabs experience widespread discrimination in the U.S.A, because the majority of Arabs in America are actually leading very successful lives: The live wherever they please, their education and income levels are above average, ect. Where do these notions of discrimination come from? From the radical Muslim groups who want to have shiara law in Western Society, that's where - not the mainstream Arabs in America.
     
  16. I thought jesus was russian.... lol jk
     
  17. You know what else is ironic? Kangaroos.



    Think about it.
     
  18. according to our dictionary......they didnt even have irony until....1495–1505?

    so no way jesus had any clue about it!;)




    ironic
    - 3 dictionary results
    i·ron·ic
       
    –adjective
    1.
    containing or exemplifying irony: an ironic novel; an ironic remark.
    2.
    ironical.
    3.
    coincidental; unexpected: It was ironic that I was seated next to my ex-husband at the dinner.



    i·ro·ny

    1.
    the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
    2.
    Literature .
    a.
    a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
    b.
    (esp. in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.
    3.
    Socratic irony.
    4.
    dramatic irony.
    5.
    an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.
    6.
    the incongruity of this.
    7.
    an objectively sardonic style of speech or writing.
    8.
    an objectively or humorously sardonic utterance, disposition, quality, etc.
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    Origin:
    1495–1505; < L īrōnīa < Gk eirōneía dissimulation, sarcasm, understatement, equiv. to eírōn a dissembler + -eia -y3
     
  19. Jesus was also a woman.
     

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