I just had the scariest thing ever happen

Alright, I live with my dad. Well today I was supposed to receive my motherboard I ordered from UPS. So I get online this morning to make sure it's out on truck for delivery. So I do, and it gives me this error; "THE PACKAGE WAS LEFT IN A UPS FACILITY CAUSING THIS DELAY;FORWARDED TO THE FACILITY IN THE DESTINATION CITY" So I call up the UPS place and ask wtf, can I come pick it up? So they give me a call back an hour later and the lady tells me some driver picked it up and they'll have it to my house between 3 and 4 this afternoon. So I'm all excited, I was sitting here on my computer and I hear a commercial vehicle drive up, and I noticed it was 3:24pm, so I was all excited and look out my window, but it was FedEx van, so Iw as confused. But nevertheless the doorbell rang and I RUN down stairs excited for my new motherboard (I can play WoW again!) and the guy's holding a box... shaped like a motherboard box and says, "I need an adult to sign this" I'm like wtf, one, I'm 20, two I fucking ordered it, so why can't I sign for it? So this guy has this weird smile on his face the whole time. He's an older gentleman, prolly whacks it every night. So I'm like dude, I'm 20, and he says well I'm supposed to see an ID but I believe, so I'm all wtf to myself, and I sign and go inside... then I look it's not my package, it's for my dad. and it says in bold letters, "Have an Adult Sign" that only means one thing... that's new porn my dad bought. So how the fuck am I supposed to let him know I signed for it? It'll be too fucking embarressing. ROFL, it's just a really weird story... plus I'm high right now, so my mind wasn't functioning properly... so it made it even weirder to comprehend. It only hit me on my way back upstairs that that is why the guy was smiling so weird to me....

 

Don't ask about the motherboard, I am thoroghly pissed right now.

It's no problem that the package got left behind on the runs this morning, that happens. but what really has me pissed is that it's now 6pm and it's not here, when they sayed 3-4. So, I doubt it is even going to come today...

If you call me and tell me my package will be here in that time frame, atleast get it there that day. And since I took today off just to get my motherboard so it's not sitting in the Arizona summer sun tomorrow until I get home at 8pm, it won't matter. The lady who called me could have very easily have told me that "oh, no it's too deep in a pile to have dragged out and have you pick it up today" or "Sure, come by the distribution center and pick it up" and I wouldn't have had an issue. but now, she told me that this package was going to be here today despite it being left behind, and it's not here... really pisses me off.

 

nah, the 18+ was because I was signing for my dad's porn. I thought I was getting my motherboard because I was too stoned to place that two packages might be coming today... hah!

They'll prolly just leave my motherboard at the front door step so my neighbors can steal it since I'll be at work tomorrow!

 

Okay, new less interesting twist to the story.

The reason it was adult only was it was a Wild Turkey Special Barrel or something like that that his friend sent for my dad's birthday. I just figured knowing my dad that something sent adult only was only porn. But it turned out to be his favorite whiskey

 

I think they guy assumed it was porn too, otherwise when I told him I was 20 he wouldn't have let me sign rofl. This situation was just too fucking funny. But his smile was creepy, to use a picture from Maddox as to what his smile was like, here ya go: