I just got done teaching a class on Mary Jane.

Last night my little cousin calls me. He is 14 years old. He is FLIPPING out over the phone because he just got ripped off and he is sick of it. So he asked me today, if I could jump on AIM and make a chat room for him and his friends to ask any and all questions about weed. I said not a problem at all, so I came online today, and got a chat room invite just as expected. Inside his chat room there was 38 screen names. I asked him if all the kids were chill, he said they were (I went on my "secret" screen name).

I just think it was really funny how I basically ran a class about weed. None of them spoke until the end, which was odd because they are all young kids and I was expecting alot of interruptions, but none. I told them the prices for the bud, how much it should look like, what it should look like (And thank you GC, I showed them some bud pics, but didn't give them ANY link to the city. Just pictures. We don't need minors here). I showed them how to ghetto any normal household object and smoke from it, taught them how to smoke inside without a smell being left behind, what to do if the cops come, what to say. Ect. It took me 3 hours for everything, but I feel I did some good today.

And now it's recess and the teacher needs to pound some beers, take a few rips, and do a few lines for the night.

 

Haha. I told the kids they are not allowed to speak of my SN at all. They don't know my name, or who I am. My cousin is the only one who knew who I really was, he didn't tell his friends.

But these kids seamed really mature for their age. I was impressed at what I saw man.

I'm really fucked up right now...... I keep doing my cycle: Take a line, take a hit, blow out. Chug a beer. HOLY FUCK I'm done guys, it's the best feeling ever. And I'm eating corn beef also, god damn corn beer is good.

 

Haha, someone put my teachings to good use today. I was with my little cousin and gave him an 8th of some great shit. Well him and his friends went inside a hottub and smoked most of it. One of them got WAY to high and passed out in the water, they were able to wake the kid a few min after it happened, but they reacted in like 2 seconds to their friend and got him out of the hottub and water in his system. Exactly what I told them, one of your friends passes out, you IMMEDIATELY sit them down and get them water. Forget the bowl ect. They dropped the bowl in the hot tub. I know because I was standing right there outside of the hottub packing the bowls and shit.

And by the way. AIM Triton holds 50 names before the chatrooms are full. Classic AIM holds 20.

 

Nah, not to risky to smoke with them. If it's minors I have known and trust, I'll do anything with them. It's the stupid ones that get you fucked over.

My secret for smoking inside, and it works 100% of the time:
Go to any local headshop and pick up 2 incent holders, and a bunch of incents that you like.
Find a room with 2 or more windows
Open one window, put an incent on the window and light it.
Open the other, direct a fan to it.
Over by the door, place and light the second incent.
Smoke anywhere you want. The wind will blow the incent smell in the room, where as the fan will create a vacuum and suck all the smoke and blow it out the window. The 2nd incent is to kill the smell at the door, if you need to get out, or parents come in. Also block the door with a towel on the bottom.
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