None of my family will be home! Guess what I'll be doing on the back porch with my bong in that time =D
Haha, why, I have NO clue what you'd wanna do with a bong, some bud, and an empty house... But enjoy dude. I might pick up some yayo.
Yeah man, don't break the law and shit. That's bad karma. Oooh, hey! I have an idea! Turn the bong into a flower vase!
I'm sure my mother would love how I spruced up the back porch. Ya, definitely a good idea! None of that getting high nonsense need apply here ;D
bomb diggity. tokin on your own back porch is definitely the shit, probably a top 3 smoking location. Just take it all in man. Did you do it? I just realized you postd this a few hours ago. You high bro?