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i just came buckets and saw god.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by intoxicated91, Jul 17, 2011.

  1. #1 intoxicated91, Jul 17, 2011
    lol, i started channeling my focus into my head rather than my dick. and i remember it all:

    it was like a surge of electricty pulsated out of my dick and flowed into my head, but it was more like a wave running on the outer edge of my body. it also drifted pretty slowly and lasted a really long time. when it hit my head, i kinda went white and saw this really clear image of some crazy palace in the woods. it was dicking crazy man. anyway it was crazy. i lost the ability to think for myself.

    im really high right now so it's hard to explain but it was the craziest shit man.
     
  2. #2 Braddock, Jul 17, 2011
    cool story, bro.
     
  3. #3 HIGH IQ, Jul 17, 2011
    True story bra?
     
  4. #4 ElementChron, Jul 17, 2011
    that sounds like some heavy shit bro...
     
  5. #5 Swishas N erb, Jul 17, 2011
    what the hell are you huffing?
     
  6. #6 intoxicated91, Jul 17, 2011
    i remember reading somewhere that when men orgasm, our minds for a split second enters into a state of complete thoughtlessness
     
  7. #7 RedMagic, Jul 17, 2011
    I remember my first time jerking off.


    Baaaa-zing!
     
  8. #8 UndyingEcho, Jul 17, 2011
    I think you may have just came in your face.

    Happens to the best of us.
     
  9. #9 fadeddd, Jul 17, 2011
    Masturbation is meditation. :D
     
  10. #10 mrgoodsmoke, Jul 17, 2011
    Are you sure it's not just some kind of discharge from an std? Buckets you say??
     
  11. #11 kronman907, Jul 17, 2011
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    It's a reaction the in the brain to keep you balls deep in the chick and not pulling out. That's also why you get weak when your about to nut. You can barley use your muscles and you forget that you planned to pull out before hand. That's why pulling out doesn't always work
     
  12. #12 intoxicated91, Jul 17, 2011

    i just had a fucking epiphany about evolution. holy fucking shit.

    /thread to the fucking max
     
  13. #13 roma, Jul 17, 2011
    dude what's with the gross ass thread titles recently..
     
  14. #14 mrgoodsmoke, Jul 17, 2011
    Pics or the buckets didn't happen.
     
  15. #15 intoxicated91, Jul 17, 2011
    [​IMG]

    i already cleaned up sorry. this is what it looked like though for those of you who are curious
     
  16. #16 devilsheep, Jul 17, 2011
    coool der bre
     
  17. #17 JoshTheGreat, Jul 17, 2011

    I literally fucking died.

    LMAO
     
  18. #18 HIGH IQ, Jul 17, 2011
    This is concerning. Simply due to the fact that it implies he would have actually shown us the alleged buckets of jizz.
     
  19. #19 JoshTheGreat, Jul 17, 2011

    You are aware he was jerking off to beastiality and fart fetish porn....right?
     
  20. #20 t-fizz, Jul 17, 2011
    This young man has some explaining to do now...
     

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