I Just Ate Two Mcdonalds Cheeseburgers...

Discussion in 'General' started by Renegade Angel, May 16, 2011.

  1. And I feel a brutal backlash of epic proportions brewing in my tummy. My bowels are extremely disappointed of me, I know it. It's like that sluggish feeling you get after eating something you know is bad for you, then your bowels start giving you cues: gas, gloating, the feeling of having to poop without the poop and it's actually just more gas? :(

    I ate two regular cheeseburgers and a medium fry, all of which I almost never eat! Anything I can do to make this pass as easily as possible?
  2. #2 Lenny., May 16, 2011
    Last edited: May 16, 2011
    do what she does

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    embedding disabled, Wow..
  3. shoulda mcdouble+mcchickened=mcgangbanged up bro.
  4. Just let it pass, stomach acid will do its job in an hour or so.
  5. Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea

    Go cherry Pepto!

  6. #6 Renegade Angel, May 16, 2011
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    My last bottle expired :(
  7. Smoke weed.
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  9. #9 averagetoker, May 16, 2011
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    Hm, maybe its because the meat belonged to a diseased cow, but the USDA's lax policies on meat production let it slide just to make a little extra buck.

    Anyways, enjoy eating an animal which knew nothing but torture and misery and was likely never able to fulfill any species-specific functions, let alone experience the sun, wind, grazing grass fields.... All while the pockets of elite business owners overflow with the cash we spend on gobbling up cheap, factory-produced meat like we can't survive without it.
  10. #10 Renegade Angel, May 16, 2011
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    That'd be the first thing i'd do...if I wasn't dry :(

    Are you a vegan? Jesus, I ate it one time. Give me a break man! I'm closer to a vegetarian than anything. I became a slave to my hunger for a split second and now I feel sluggish and tired after feeding my face with what is probably artificial meat. If only I could be a vegetarian...:(

    Do you know how they make chicken nuggets?!? YUCK! That stuff is poison!
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  12. this is what you deserve for eating at McDonalds.
  13. You eat MacDonalds you suffer. Thats the way it goes.
  14. get a mcdank!

    edit- picture was fucking HUGE
  15. I get that feeling after eating their 10 pc chicken nuggets and large french fries. I'm probably going to quit eating Mcdonalds.
  16. Suffer the McD aftermath :(
  17. mmmmmmmm mcdonalds

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