So im baked, checking on my germinating seeds, and the phone rings. I answer it and the deep voice on the other end asks me if he can speak to Paige, which is me. I tell him its me and he says, "Hello this is Brian Sumthinsomthin from the RCMP." I swear my heart stopped and I honestly didn't know what the fuck to do or say. So I just mumbled "yeah" and waited for him to tell me i was under arrest or suspected of illegal activity. But he said, "Your requested Criminal Records Check has just cleared, so you can come pick it up anyday 9-5, so you can get it to your organization asap." I said thanks and he hung up. I have never been more terrified in my life.
that's like when the cops show up at your house to subpoena you as a witness and you've got a couple pounds drying inside.
Fucking paranoia I just automatically assume "THEY KNOW" Can I assume this happened to tou? Ahaha thats kinda scary, if it were me I'd probably be stuttering like a motherfucker. Sent from my SGH-I747M using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Wait... You thought they'd call you on the phone to let you know your being watched or call to say your under arrest?....wtf...if that was the case people would hide or dispose of anything illegal after the phone call... If they don't come to you personally, you don't have anything to worry about, they don't call people on the phone to let them know... Sent from Melmac...
Yeah were calling to tell you you're under arrest. Please stay in your current location, we have several squad cars on the way.
Well shit. If they figured out the phones, they could be on a gc account about to arrest you right now. I gotta get the fuck outta here