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I hit my face on my bong:( haha..funny story

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by GlassMaster42O, Aug 5, 2008.

  1. #1 GlassMaster42O, Aug 5, 2008
    So the other day I was stoned as shit..I can't remember the exact show that was on TV, I just remember somethin funny happened, I had my heavy,thick ass 7.0 wall roor in my hand. I busted out laughin kinda threw my head between my knees and said, "Haha, what a dumbass". I then proceeded to look up at my girlfriend to see if she was watching...I had to turn my head to the right to look at her, which is where the pipe was sitting in my lap. Needless to say, I smacked my fuckin cheek on my 7.0 roor. I keep saying 7.0 so maybe someone will realize, that shit did not budge a fucking inch under the pressure of my face (not a sentence you hear often). I played it off and looked away from my girlfriend..then eventually asked if she saw it and told her about. Luckily, she didnt.:).I busted the fucking inside of my cheek on that bitch, but I didnt care. If my bongs fuckin gangsta enough to bust my lip while I'm laughin..fuck it, that's a gangsta bitch:bongin:
     
  2. #2 SEMS1, Aug 5, 2008
    lol hahaha Isnt that the truth! haha funny shit man ive been watching tv, gone to put my head down to smoke a bowl and cut my lip open xD all good bro, live and learn haha, peace
     
  3. #3 GlassMaster42O, Aug 5, 2008
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    :eek:    haha...you demonic fucker. lol j/k. damn howd that work out? same way?
     
  4. #4 bosendorfer, Aug 5, 2008
    Now that is good karma indeed! You spent the extra money on the thicker glass, and saved yourself a trip to the hospital. Any thing less than 5mm would have smashed, and stuck in your face. Imagine telling that story to the doctor!
     
  5. #5 GlassMaster42O, Aug 6, 2008
    Haha yeah that woulda been a fun story to post on here:bongin:
    But yeah I'd rather bust my cheek than have a 5mm roor stickin outta my face on the way to the hospital..lol:devious:
     
  6. #6 ChrisSmokes, Aug 6, 2008
    If it wasn't thick and it did break, I'd prolly be more pissed about the broken bong than the glass in my face..
    You're lucky you spent the extra money and got the thick glass :)
     
  7. #7 GlassMaster42O, Aug 6, 2008
    Yeah especially if it was a roor..or any other expensive ass bong either...shit any bong for that matter...thats glass abuse; which I definitely dont condone;)
     

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