...... but god i really need to shit. someone is coming to fix it tomorrow morning. what would you do? i only have one shitter in the house.
Go far enough down the street that you won't smell it from the general viscinity of your home, pop a squat, and lay down the bidness. Edit: I guess you figured out a good solution, perhaps keep my idea in mind for next time
If I were having someone come to my house to fix a clogged toilet i'd just keep shitting in it without flushing. What's he gonna do about it?