haha you guys haven't been together long then. i wouldn't fart round my ex for three years. she never once farted near me in the four years we were together, she also told me she NEVER pooped at my house too lmao! just get up and get a drink cause itll be so awkward to fart. i was boning this chick once and after we were cuddling and i had to poop and fart and i held that shit till like 4 a.m and my stomache hurt so bad i was like fuck t his and just got up lol. u will burst into flames if you dont fart dog and to the above poster roflmao i know. gonna take like ten mins to wait for a reply, from a bunch of pot heads lolol
I'm pretty sure you should take your own advice, if you're telling him to 'be mature about it,' you should probably be mature enough to not call your GF your "Bitch." Just a thought.
My gf and I fart around each other every day. I love her and we are really close so we don't worry about bullshit like that.
Reminds me of this time a girl queefed on me right when she came. It was...hilarious. fell off the bed laughing.