i have to fart and im in bed with my GF

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by mechanix901, Mar 21, 2012.

  1. baby make that ass clap
     
  2. next time i have to fart i will jump on gc promptly to get advice
     
  3. #23 grasscitybadass, Mar 21, 2012
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    haha you guys haven't been together long then. i wouldn't fart round my ex for three years. she never once farted near me in the four years we were together, she also told me she NEVER pooped at my house too lmao!

    just get up and get a drink cause itll be so awkward to fart. i was boning this chick once and after we were cuddling and i had to poop and fart and i held that shit till like 4 a.m and my stomache hurt so bad i was like fuck t
    his and just got up lol.

    u will burst into flames if you dont fart dog

    and to the above poster roflmao i know. gonna take like ten mins to wait for a reply, from a bunch of pot heads lolol
     
  4. get up, go to the bathroom, and fart there?
    The most logicial sensible and respectful answer.
     
  5. You better go outside bro
     
  6. Ask her if she's ever heard of a Mexican barking spider...
     
  7. I'm pretty sure you should take your own advice, if you're telling him to 'be mature about it,' you should probably be mature enough to not call your GF your "Bitch."

    Just a thought.
     
  8. fake sneeze at the same time.. maybe she wont notice..
     
  9. My gf and I fart around each other every day. I love her and we are really close so we don't worry about bullshit like that.
     
  10. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9mKMJVxrk0]Let'er Rip! - YouTube[/ame]
     
  11. fart and blame it on a duck outside your window :)
     

  12. Reminds me of this time a girl queefed on me right when she came. It was...hilarious. fell off the bed laughing.
     
  13. [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qRPzBrtYMQ[/ame]
     

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