Well for the last few years I have always wondered what the size of my lovelength actually is. I'm a big guy, six foot four, and so never knew how big my staff really was as I hadn't measured it since I was a young boy. Now I am twenty and after ten bongs of Armageddon and a browse of good old pornhub, I decided it was time to find out how big it really is. Now, bearing in mind I'd always be the one to argue that six inch was an average and decent size, just to compensate for my own worries of my manhood, I was quite nervous before I undertook such a venture. But after much deliberation, I was delighted to discover 'Big John' scored 7.3 on the richtor scale. I smoke a bong to the good Lord in gratitude for this wonderous discovery!! Edit: I just realised how arrogant this post sounds. I really don't mean it to be! I know people have like double figure inches in their dongaschlongton. But for humble younglings such as my self 7.3 is pretty reassurin!!
Whoever's asking for pics that's some sick shit. And OP you troll why even post this? Keep this shit to yourself noone gives a flying fuck you rat.
I'm going to do something no man in the history of the internet has ever done, and give you all the true length of my dick. 5.1 inches. Alright? Got that? Good. And I bet all you guys have penises within about an inch of that length. So stop bullshittin, because women do not give a flying fuck. Why should we then? Jesus fuck, I can't believe how insecure most of us men are.
5.1 erect? Or flacid? Cos if you're 5.1 flacid then that's one huge mcschlongon right thurr! I'm not one of those guys who goes flaunting his big willy around. I know there are men out there with captains twice the length of my own, I was just pleasantly surprised when I measured mine and the results came back positive.