I have dislocated my right testicle.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by mөsh, Mar 28, 2010.

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  1. #1 mөsh, Mar 28, 2010
    Not really, but I just got back from the doctor, and this is basically what's wrong with me now: My testicles hang low enough to pull a muscle in my stomach/spermatic cord.

    You may think I'm joking, but I'm as serious as it gets. They don't know if I'll need an operation on it or not, so I've been prescribed to wear a jock strap for 4 weeks. After that if my problem persist, I have to get surgery on my spermatic cord. My doctor said that the twisting isn't severe, but if it doesn't fix itself I'll have an operation on it.

    Oh, and to all of you horndogs out there, guess how I got this? :eek:


    Here is the wiki page on spermatic cord twisting.
     
  2. #2 King Willie, Mar 28, 2010
    Lol what the fuck?So your balls hang too low?Daaamn man.
     
  3. #3 Gumbo, Mar 28, 2010
    Damn dude, surgery on your balls does NOT sound like an enjoyable afternoon.
     
  4. #4 mөsh, Mar 28, 2010
    It's like the testicle tube.

    @King_Willie, I've always waited for this day, but now I regret waiting so long :p
     
  5. #5 damncrazylegs, Mar 28, 2010
    man i would get that taken care of right away. go real easy on yourself for a while, ya dont wanna lose a nut
     
  6. #6 -Jon, Mar 28, 2010
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXqstudr5Qc]YouTube - Do Your Balls Hang Low?- Chain Hang Low Parody[/ame]
     
  7. #7 sistermol, Mar 28, 2010
    my balls feel so fucking weird after reading this thread
    i hope you are happy op
     
  8. #8 King Willie, Mar 28, 2010
    Yea,just the title made my stomach kinda turn,like when you see someone get hit in the balls or something haha.
     
  9. #9 Gumbo, Mar 28, 2010
    I hear that. I'm definitely uneasy now.
     
  10. #10 b to the lunt, Mar 28, 2010
    took the words out of my mouth:hello:
     
  11. #11 E n i g m a, Mar 28, 2010
    I hope everything goes okay. It would suck if your balls died!
     
  12. #12 OneLove, Mar 28, 2010
    yeah same here man haha
     
  13. #13 weedandbombs, Mar 28, 2010
    i'm sorry to hear that - that's gotta hurt!!!

    it did however make me think of this:
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnjYvSRmreQ]YouTube - Curb Your Enthusiasm[/ame]
     
  14. #14 iSmokeLI, Mar 28, 2010
    Have you ever accidently sat on one?

    ...since they hang so low...
     
  15. #15 Lotek-Rider, Mar 28, 2010
    Ouch man, for a while my balls were hurting like a bitch. I thought i twisted them or had a hernia. It SUCKED tho, i would be sitting down and all the sudden it would hurt so bad! Thankfully its gone away.
     
  16. #16 Gerwin, Mar 28, 2010
    My friend twisted one of his balls once, he was just fiddling (for lack of a better word) with them for like all morning and it sorted them out.
     
  17. #17 Vip-xXx, Mar 28, 2010
  18. #18 KannaMan, Mar 28, 2010
    Lol, I had a similar problem (too heavy). ;)
     
  19. #19 BadlyDrawnBud, Mar 28, 2010
    How low is too low man?

    Cos As far as I knew there wasn't too much variation but I just got this horrific image of your balls somehow like down by your knees... Please dispell this image from my brain haha
     
  20. #20 mөsh, Mar 28, 2010
    No lol, their not like some king kong nuts or anything, I just got unlucky and twisted a tube in them during sex.

    I just woke like 30 mins ago, got in the shower, and now I'm here. If I press on my bladder, its sore as fuck. I have got to get some hydro's from my friend tomorrow at school because this shit hurts :(
     
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