i hate when my shit gets stuck

Discussion in 'General' started by darksmoker, Mar 3, 2011.

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  1. #1 darksmoker, Mar 3, 2011
    What do you do when you're almost done takin a shit but then that last turd won't come out? Just sit there and push? How long before you give up and what do you do? Yea I'm on my phone right now with stuck shit, any suggestions are helpful
     
  2. #2 mushroomsatsuji, Mar 3, 2011
    Rock from side to side
     
  3. #3 The Crafter, Mar 3, 2011
    I just go full force push for as long as I can possibly sustain before a blood vessel pops or I pass out.

    It usually works.
     
  4. #4 Wanglezz, Mar 3, 2011
    Insert two fingers and remove said turd.
     
  5. #5 Droogie, Mar 3, 2011
    Eat more fiber.
     
  6. #6 darksmoker, Mar 3, 2011

    that might be worth a shot. god made soap and water for a reason, right?
     
  7. #7 Deleted member 42976, Mar 3, 2011
    Man made soap.
    Idk I usually just wipe and get up. Then drink some more coffee then for whatever reason I gotta shit real bad like 30 mins later.
     
  8. #8 darksmoker, Mar 3, 2011
    hahah that works i spose. i dunno, i hate the feeling of my butthole swallowing up the slimy poo thats already workin its way out. kinda icky.
     
  9. #9 Parable, Mar 3, 2011
    I never had this problem before..

    Take some ex-lax

    or

    Put your thumb in your mouth and blow on it as hard as you can while you push the turd out.

    One of the two should work for you.
     
  10. #10 EmperorOfHemp, Mar 3, 2011
    Usually just bend over one leg constricting my thigh with my arms and push
     
  11. #11 masterchiefer, Mar 3, 2011
    force it out, push as hard as you can

    if your face doesn't turn red, you aint trying hard enough
     
  12. #12 darksmoker, Mar 3, 2011

    i give up after bout 10 minutes tho =[
     
  13. #13 masterchiefer, Mar 3, 2011
    suck it back in then, you'll be ight
     
  14. #14 darksmoker, Mar 3, 2011

    but then its like my poo is fucking me in the ass =[
     
  15. #15 The Crafter, Mar 3, 2011
    Stop whining, either push harder or suck it up. :devious:
     
  16. #16 fenix420, Mar 3, 2011
    Do you want hemorrhoids?! Never try to blow it out like that! The trick is being relaxed and letting it come when it's ready.

    I'm sure this post sounds weird but I'm dead serious
     
  17. #17 masterchiefer, Mar 3, 2011
    dont let the shit have power over you!

    YOU tell the shit when it's ready to come out, not the other way around!

    :p
     
  18. #18 darksmoker, Mar 3, 2011

    so either take it up the ass or suck?


    that could take hoursssss =[
     
  19. #19 The Crafter, Mar 3, 2011
    No.

    Push it out, or close the door and shut up while it stews.
     
  20. #20 fenix420, Mar 3, 2011
    NO!

    This is a folly! The shit is your master! Obey your shit.
     
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