I hate my new roommate.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Swizwalz, Jun 25, 2009.

  1. Just as the title says, you know how some things guys do are pussy-magnets of sorts, well this kid is the ultimate pussy deterrant. He dresses unbelievably weird he looks like a zebra today, all black and a long sleeve shirt thats black and white striped. He has like a nasty spanish curly thing and he gels it back and slicks it down and combs it. But thats not the worst part. On tuesday my first day I started spitting game to these girls out of the window and he was gone and eventually came back and when they gave me their numbers he got them too. They wanted me to invite him to go get some food so I did. Then the next day he's at class I come back and go over to the girls room, and I'm over there chillin with them and he sees me out the window because our dorms face each other and he comes over completely uninvited and walks through their door.

    As if that's not weird enough we were watching a movie and he lays down on the floor and just goes to sleep! In someone else's room. He almost acts like my mother. We had this weird emergency yesterday where we had to evacuate and after I said I was gonna go to the lounge and get some water, well there was none, so I went to the girls room for like 5 or 6 hours and him and his weird friend were staring at the window to their room the whole fucking time. So I get back and he says bout time you show up. And later he proceeded to ask me where I had been. So I said what do you think your my fucking mom.

    There have been a couple of times where I had to walk around the campus with him and do things we had to do, and just being seen with him is ruining my chances with every girl I see. I want a new roommate GC, and it's not like I'm bitching and moaning, this kid is just really fucking weird and I hate him. And all he does all day when he doesn't have class is sit on his laptop in the room and watch porn. He never goes anywhere.

    Worst part is I don't even know where to smoke yet I've been asking people and so far the concensus is smoke in the bathroom, he would definately report me and he's never gone so I'm screwed and I have a brand new bubbler and like 2 grams of some great bud.

    Anyone else have a situation like this?
     
  2. at my school they have 'open room change' like twice a semester. just wait for one of those and find some friends to live with in the mean time. if your school doesn't have open room changes, then ask your ca or ra or whatever and see if you can switch to somewhere
     
  3. I feel comfortable guessing he wears axe body spray...I'm 5$ sure of it.
     
  4. meh hes more wierd in that he's in college and dosent smoke weed rather than he watches porn all day cause shit a lot of people just watch porn instead of having lives
     

  5. i dont want to be mean but id like know, what are you talking about? punctuation would help. damn i feel like my grammar is struggle too but please help me out. :smoke:
     
  6. Sit him down and tell him that you want to be friends, but if he continues to be a goofball that you will ask for a switch or something. Let him know you ain't happy. I dunno mang, i just room with my buddy and it's all good
     
  7. Dont bother trying to get rid of him, avoid that and find someone else and move out, Might not be a instant solution but will be best on long run
     
  8. think about it.

    If you have a shitty roommate, then that means you will look much better in comparison.
     
  9. dude that made no sence
     
  10. damn, dude that sucks. Shitty roommates are the worst...

    Just ask for a switch.
     

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