I hate my friends mom.....

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by ErrlandMary, Sep 3, 2013.

  1. So listen to this bullshit....
    Me and some friends decided to have our own little hookah sesh in my buddy JJ's van with my hookah. It sounds a little weird but if you saw it, youd wanna smoke the bitch out too. After the sesh I decided to take a ride in my friend lee's mom's car and follow JJ back to lee's. I grabbed all my hookah equipment and put it back into the box that i kept it in and brought it with me in the car. So as we think about what to do next lee says "hey, lets smoke some weeeeed!". We packed up my friend anthony's tube a good 7 times then went back into JJs van and headed to moes to fulfill our munchies. After that I decided to head back home for the day to finish some chores up. But, being high as shit, i totally forgot that my hookah was still in lee's mom's car! So i texted him "yo my hookahs still in ur moms car, you can just give it back to me tomorrow". I quickly receive "bro dont get pissed.... but my mom just took your hookah thinking it was a bong and smashed it on my front patio....". I reply "no problem ill just come by tomorrow and pick up the 80 dollars she owes me".
     
    Fuck. your. mother.
     

     
  2. this is why you get your own car man
     
  3. Fuckkkkkkkkkk herrrrrrrrr. Need help?
     
  4. Slap that bitch with your dick and tell her to buy you one twice the size in my mind im thinking she looks like a porn milf im high as fuck lol

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  5. I have my own car but its in the shop for a bit haha 
     
  6. So is she paying you or what?
     
  7. Dang not cool man! hopefully she pays you.

     
  8. Someone better.  :mad: Although I doubt she is. Shes convinced it was a bong. Im gonna have to pull the shitty friend card and make my buddy pay for it. 
     
  9. Why? Its kinda your fault for leaving it...
     
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  10. lmao little boy 4got his bong in his freinds mothers car and she found it lol
     
    if i had a penny everytime that happened......
     
  11. its true i blame myself partly for it, but still....
     
  12. Suppose owning up to your own irresponsibility here is asking too much?

    Hookahs get used for weed all the time so her assumption isn't exactly far fetched, especially considering that you were getting super blazed. Your property is your responsibility.
     
  13. Why would you make your friend pay for it? 
     
    That makes you the shitty friend...
     
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  14. I do agree it was partly my fault, but she overreacted 
     
  15. Its not your friends fault. You left your hooka in his moms car.. if I didn't smoke and I found that hooka in my car I'd whip it into a dumpster.
     
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  16. #16 thewarden, Sep 3, 2013
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    maybe so, but she found what was believed to be paraphernalia in her car, plus her kid undoubtedly knew not to smoke hookah/pot/cigs/whatever inside the car 
     
    also you'd be a dick for making your friend pay, I'd tell you to fuck off haha
     
  17. No partly about it. You went to blow with a friend who's mom doesn't agree with weed. Kid showed up home in mommy's car and looked faded then she sees what she knows as a bong in her car. Many young smokers have lost many utensils like this. I can remember losing my entire collection with 1 swing of a pillow case. Pops tossed them in there and they met the pavement because he found them in his car I had borrowed. Guess who's fault that was?

    Always sorry to see a piece die, but less sorry when the person can't own up to their actions. Maybe if you hadn't smoked 7+ bowls with her kid before she found it you'd have a case you could present to her and come to a compromise. But stoned kid + smoking utensil = this.
     
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  18. if the milf doesnt pay with weed money or sex then let it go... dont charge your friend.
     
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  19. I guess i see where shes coming from. not to sure what to do its kind of a shitty situation  -_- ill probably end up just buying a new one, your right i cant pull that on a friend
     
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  20. #20 ErrlandMary, Sep 3, 2013
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    I guess i was a little pissed off when writing this post but i talked to my friend and we worked it out. I fucked up by leaving it in the car and i paid the price! i told him not to worry about it and hope he doesnt get in trouble.... I LOVE MY FRIENDS BUT THEIR MOMS ARE BITCHES. nuff said. 
     
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