I hate it when...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by MaryNMe, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. #1 MaryNMe, Jan 17, 2012
    We about to knock boots, and she just lays ther with her legs open and doesnt do anything.
     
  2. #2 pheelgood, Jan 17, 2012
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  3. #3 bigbudstev, Jan 18, 2012
    [quote name='"MaryNMe"']We about to knock boots, and she just lays ther with her legs open and doesnt do anything.[/QUOTE]

    One time I fucked a chick and it was like I raped her dead corpse never spoke to her after that
     
  4. #4 MaryNMe, Jan 18, 2012

    LOL! That's how t felt! And she didn't take her socks off, which was strange...
    It felt like them 10dollar prostitutes who only give you one position, full nakd, 200 cool pesos. The equivalent of like $15.
     
  5. #5 Doadies, Jan 18, 2012
    It's like fucking a chick while she's on zannies. Might as well go to the morgue.. lol
     
  6. #6 ebola weed, Jan 18, 2012
    LOL the funny thing is ive been so drunk sometimes getting laid that i was like a zombie. this one time, i passed the fuck out while this girl was grinding on my dick and making out ontop of me and i woke up to fucking her.. weird right?
     
  7. #7 MaryNMe, Jan 19, 2012
    LOL! Thats happened to me too dawg! But I dont actually fall asleep, just so sigh that I forget where Im at in small time frames.
     
  8. #8 ebola weed, Jan 19, 2012
    Drunk sex is the best sex bro!
     
  9. #9 The3amJunkie, Jan 19, 2012
    I would feel like a necrophiliac if this ever happened, I wouldn't be able to get it up though so you guys got farther than I would have.
     
  10. #10 andromeda261, Jan 19, 2012
    ^^^^ how old are you? zombie slut or not, you should still be able to get hard.
     
  11. #11 Thai, Jan 19, 2012
    Same shit happened to me... Chick wouldnt move for shit or even suck my dick. She was noddin but still.. No excuse for that shit :mad:
     
  12. #12 MaryNMe, Jan 19, 2012
    I hate girls that are afraid of the Penis.
     

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