I had this neighbor...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by gnomeherbs, Aug 3, 2012.

  1. There was this lady in my neighborhood that we were convinced was into voodoo or hoodoo or something. And it wasn't just because she was a black lady with a Jamaican accent (I know hoodoo isn't Jamaica), that's beside the point, she just gave off this vibe to me.

    Anyway, she had these signs in her yard "Your hellos are not welcome here" and something else weird like that but I remember her being such a friendly person. She had a 7 foot fence (it had to be 7 ft) in front of her house, chain link with those red or green plastic things weaved through. She seemed like she didn't want to be bothered but every time I saw her walk by we'd exchange smiles. She went to a neighborhood party and was very friendly.

    It was so weird.

    :smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke:
     
  2. I enjoyed this refreshingly noncontroversial real life story.
     
  3. Not sure if being serious
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    or just trying to be clever.

    :smoke:
     
  4. Being serious

    i did
     
  5. lol.....i find one fault with this real life story....WTB conflict, climax and plot-twists :p
     
  6. [quote name='"Streetsaint"']lol.....i find one fault with this real life story....WTB conflict, climax and plot-twists :p[/quote]

    thats why i liked it
     
  7. Error: I can't comprehend what you are sending my way. My brain is a little... busy right now. Try again later.
    :smoke: :p
     
  8. [quote name='"gnomeherbs"']

    Error: I can't comprehend what you are sending my way. My brain is a little... busy right now. Try again later.
    :smoke: :p[/quote]

    does that mean youre masturbating? cause ^ thats exactly what i tell people too
     
  9. This is my favorite thread of the day.
     

  10. lolol!
     
  11. [quote name='"blackleaf28"']

    does that mean youre masturbating? cause ^ thats exactly what i tell people too[/quote]

    Hahaha no.
    I was high.
     
  12. [quote name='"PaulKemp420"']This is my favorite thread of the day.[/quote]

    Well that's pretty fuckin' cool :)
     
  13. if its true, good thing you stayed on her good side
     
  14. [quote name='"thesandman1"']if its true, good thing you stayed on her good side[/quote]

    Duuude, I so badly wanted to have a conversation with her.
     
  15. [quote name='"andbrokenglass3"']Wow....that was powerful[/quote]

    How so?
    Haha
     
  16. Obviously she has a grow in her basement.
     
  17. DUUUUUDE
    I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!
    I bet you're right!

    She also had this big Rottweiler & beware of dog signs. Her dog passed away or something and she kept the signs out. You are so right.
     
  18. Maybe she wanted a taste of your beans and mash mate
     
  19. This!!!!!!

    and This!!!!!!
     

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