I had an epiphany last night

Ok, this may sound stupid, but whatever.

Last night I had this crazy ass dream that I was smoking a cigarette looking out the window, and two cop cars pulled up. I RAN to my room and grabbed my bong, bub, and grinder looking for a place to stash them. And I realized, that I have a stand-up piano ( Yes, I play ) and I can open the top and it fits perfect for all of that shit if I place it gently. then you just put all of the shit on top, like pictures, flowers and what not. Who would think to search in there if they didn't have dogs? Seriously

Or am I retarded