I had a dream last night...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Sensual Koala, Jul 9, 2012.

  1. #1 Sensual Koala, Jul 9, 2012
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    I had a dream last night that me, my gf and Jack Black were all smoking from a huge joint.

    Jack Black looked at me and said "Dude what about your job man?"

    I replied "Fuck my fucking job dude"

    Jack black took the joint from me right before I could take a hit and yelled "NO! I can't let you dude, I'm a bro and a bro doesn't let a bro lose his job."

    I kindly replied "Jack Black you panda fuckin mother fucker give me that joint before I kick your goddamned teeth in."

    He handed me the joint back and said "okay bro, I trust you."

    "Good." I said as the smoke exited my lungs.

    The whole time this happened my gf kept going "oooohh snap!"

    I woke up..laid there for a minute processing what I had just dreamt and said out loud to myself at 5am.. "What the fuck just happened." Then I fell back asleep.
     
  2. #2 cornstarch, Jul 9, 2012
    hahahaa thats hilarious man.
     
  3. #3 tihanachu, Jul 9, 2012
    lol this is when i wish we could record our dreams to show to other people.
     
  4. #4 Atomic Stoner, Jul 9, 2012
    You panda fuckin mother fucker hahaha

    He was just trying to be your bro :(
     
  5. #5 MrBongToker420, Jul 11, 2012

    omg yes
     
  6. #6 grape tomato, Jul 11, 2012
    Yeah those Jack Black dreams leave me confused every time
     
  7. #7 TheOriginalMad, Jul 11, 2012
    I wish my life was like that, just random shit happening all the time.
     
  8. #8 WaGreenGuru, Jul 11, 2012
    Lemme guess it went kinda like this!

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ]Tenacious D - Tribute - YouTube[/ame]
     
  9. #9 Dopethrone420, Jul 11, 2012
    Most of my dreams when I go to bed stoned involve smoking weed, I've had some really random dreams about smoking before.
     
  10. #10 420tokerdude, Jul 12, 2012
    Hahahahahaha
     
  11. #11 BDS415, Jul 12, 2012
    Lol. Best part of the story. Ohhhhhh snaaap!!!
    Fucking gold
     

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