... cause the clerks at the Royal Farms coughed then said, "What are you about to go do now?" when I bought some Dutch Masters. I smoked in my car then 30 minutes later gave a friend a ride. The first thing he said, "This car smells like pot." Guess my shit was better than I thought...although I'm a rookie again after a few year break.
I would have told the clerk to mind his own fucking business. Thats happened to me buying papers, and I said just that.
A kid in class used to tell me I smelled. Actually he used the word 'Reek". of cannabis. Its true I did, I used to pet my babies and they got my fingers sticky and stanky
I thought you farted.... Was gonna say...Look appaled. Get an offended look on your face while looking at the closest person to you... Then walk away mumbling How rude it was... Oh well...If you ever fart in public..... There's your OUT directions...
Maybe its just light conversation, not a unfriendly interrogation. If a clerk makes some sly comment about getting high after you buy a cigar, just laugh a little, she/he isn't trying to get in your business. Just a little humor.
I bought a glass vase that looked like a bong and when I went to the register the fine looking piece of ass that was working commented on how much it looked like a bong and I said "that's the plan " and she lauphed gave me her number... long story short we ended up getting baked and I fucked her. Moral of the story, always be nice to the hot checkout girl if she asks about weed.
Yea some.people look at me like I'm holding a glass pipe smoking crack right in front.of them when I buy papers or something. I just laugh of how badly they probably fell for all that WEED = CRACK thing