I went to visit my friend in the city for the weekend and we met up with some mutual friends. There was this brunette that I have been chatting up; she is really cute like 5'6" longer hair, takes care of herself. At a dive bar and I can tell this girl is trying to get wrecked from the start; tequila shots. I only drink scotch or whiskey unless it is with a girl. -10 man points. We work our way to the dance floor and start to get kind of close. Our friends want to go to another bar a couple blocks down and we feel obligated to spend time with them. It is about 11:25 pm and I am definitely pretty drunk we keep the drinks coming at an Irishman's pace. I see my buddy talking to a girl from another group and wingman for him and talk to a less attractive girl. I had to exchange numbers with her unfortunately to be polite; she seemed chill just not anyone whom I would date personally. The girl I was hitting on keeps looking at her phone and I ask if she wants to get out of there we take a cab back to her spot. She pours some wine and are laying in her bed. I need to drain the sea monster so I go to the washroom and come back after getting amped up for the inevitable sexing. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIP1sRbOydo]Johnny Drama Preparing - YouTube[/ame] ^That is what I do Anyway, I get back and she flicked a lamp on. She is wearing this sexy ass black lacey lingerie with pink bows and fish nets. I swear when a girl smiles at me pre-sexual encounter it is a major aphrodisiac! So we start making out I progress to take off her clothes (left handed bra unstrap ftw). I am just in my boxers at this point and we are grinding hard. I swear the heat of our two bodies could have melted an igloo in antartica. I start kissing her at the neck and go down at a glacial pace whispering naughtyisms to her. By the time I get down there she is all kinda worked up and I start out with my eighth grade favorite past time finger banging. It is an underused technique in foreplay everyone jumps the gun but I like to take my time. I start to go down on her and after a few minutes she starts shaking like a salt shaker. At this point she has her legs wrapped around the back of my head over one another and is bringing my face closer into her. I am starting to get kinda low on breath but I figure I am not going to be a bitch! So again she starts shaking like crazy but squeezes her hamstrings and quads constricting the blood flow to my brain and I pass out. I wake up on the floor she was slapping me and saying my name (not in a sexy way). Hit my head on the dresser on the way to the floor and have a dented skull now. She kept apologizing but I insisted it was not a big deal and if anything a compliment. I was woozy from the KO so I slept it off and redeemed myself in the morning. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTqlWhwTILw]Three 6 Mafia - Ass & Titties - YouTube[/ame]
that shit is epic bro. I have been almost suffocated a few times lol. I just start sucking on the clit and take a deep inhale through the nose lol.
Aside from passing out this is a very sexy story. You sound like a good time . Are you going to try again with her?
Yeah definitely she is really cute and we have a lot of common factors. I am just making sure not to hurt feelings and have a good time.
I was expecting to hear about how you were eating out some dudes chick and he came up behind u and knocked u out. But this story is just as good, thanks for the heads up on what could potentially happen when youre just too good
be very specific with your intentions and don't lead her on just for sex and you shouldn't have a problem. She sounds like a chick who can handle herself and it sounds like you have a good opportunity here
loool this was hilarious, reminds me of something I did before haha epic fail...good job for redeeming urself tho bro