i got a "talking to" by a teacher

Discussion in 'General' started by Radar, Mar 14, 2007.

  1. this was during period 2, for some reason my science teacher from freshman year decides to stop in and talk to my current science teacher, actually my physics teacher. i dont know what i said, but everybody starts laughing, and then my old teacher whispers in my ear...."thats what drugs do to you."

    so im shocked, and she decides to pull me out of class and into the hallway. i really didnt want to go, but my physics teacher made me.

    so i follow her outside, and into her classroom. we sit down, and basically this is how it goes...

    her- "whats going on michael, do you want to fail that class?"

    me- "no, i dont want to fail it, and im not failing it, i am getting a C+ in that class."

    her- "i know what you've been doing outside of school. kids tell me these things."

    me- "what have i been doing?"

    her- "partying"

    i just stare at her.

    her- "i know more about you than you think, i can tell your parents about this if you want. now you dont have to lie to me, tell me the truth, are you doing drugs?"

    me- "no"

    her- "well then you better stop whatever the hell your doing an buck up, now get out of here and go back to class.

    okay, this has to be the most stupid thing thats ever happened to me. first of all, i never party, i have not been to a party once in my life, because im extremely anti-social. second. did this teacher really think that i was going to tell her that im smoking weed? what an idiot. i dont know where the hell she's getting this shit from, and she's not even my teacher. do you guys think she was trying to get me to fess-up? your opinions please.
     
  2. lol chill man, its just a teacher. Not a cop. They really dont have that much power over you.

    Tell her to stfu, and to stay out of your personal life as it is not her's to decide what you can and cannot do.

    Then put on your best deep ghetto voice and go " What?! Whatchu gunna do, sucka?! Im a strait up GANGSTA! From da Hood, beotch!" lol
     
  3. Sure she was. Pray she doesn't tell your parents because if they find out they may drug test you to make sure your not doing drugs. Dought she will, she can't be that much of a snitch. Thats messed up though. I hate school now a days like you get a c and its like YOUR FAILING. And then you pass with a 3.0 gpa or higher and its like screw you cunt. Whatever you should be fine and thats messed up. Happens everywhere where kids get caught smoking because another kid in the class told the principal or their moms and their moms called yours and told em. Don't know what you should do but be a closet smoker if your worried (tell everyone you quit or whatever or don't do it) and if you have friends you do it with tell them not to spread the word that you do it. Thats your best bet in your situation.
     
  4. Or you can say

    "I'm an adult and I can do whatever I wish in my private life"
     
  5. Ask her if she wants to have sex.
     

  6. Yeeaahhh booyyyyyyy!

    Id go with this solution if i were you. :D

    If im agreeing with DirtyPete, you gotta know im drunk lol
     

  7. Hhah thats great man, that would be funny as hell.
     
  8. i'm curious what you said....any memory??
     
  9. i'm gonna go with Rasta Man on this one...but if you're gonna tell her that dress it up nice and make it sound less defensive so that you dont get a phone call home
     
  10. She was probably just grumpy from getting off an 8 day meth binge. 80 percent of physics teachers are tweakers.
     

  11. QFT.

    Teachers have no real power over you when you are not on school grounds. What you choose to do in your spare time is entirely your decision. If a teacher got into my business like that I would be contacting a higher up to inform them that I do not appreciate the invasion of privacy.
     
  12. physics major right here.....:wave: never done tweak and no plans to! Acid, however....
     
  13. Agreed. Seriously, if she is going to delve in to your private life, something she does not belong in, at least make it awkward.
     
  14. when i used to go to highschool there was this teacher who would fuck with me...1 day she told the kids you better study or youll turn out like this kid...i stood up told her to fuck herself and left school..
     
  15. Right on, brotha!

    Fuck those whom abuse power. i.e cops, teachers, parents.
     
  16. here is what you do when a situation like this arises:

    first, you want to make sure you have something to stick in her mouth to keep the rest of the school from hearing her scream for her life. Next, you are going to bludgeon her with something whacky for dramatic effect, Now proceed to bind her hands and legs with duct tape and rape every one of her existing orifices- now get a rusty "spork", make some new ones and pump away!
     
  17. You're part of that lucky 20% that don't do meth...but does acid apparently. Haha. Nice.

    Once you're in college you go to parties and do drugs and other assorted crazy stuff that it's weird to think back to all the teachers you've had and just wonder what sort of shit they did in college. I mean, everyone smokes weed in college, and drinks their livers dead...so weird how a teacher can be a douche like that to tell you drugs are wrecking your education.

    I always did better in high school, and even now in college, when I'm smoking regularly.
     
  18. Haha, dude that's awesome. +rep I bet she didn't even write you up.

    But yeah, Rasta Man covered this one... and even if she does call your parents, you tell them the same thing.
     
  19. If she was hot then you should of tried to fuck her. If she's hot then the next time she says anything to you just ask her for her number and say you could discuss the issue at her place. If she's not hot then tell her you're an adult and you could do whatever the fuck you want.
     
  20. tell the teacher to stop trying to be a fucking hero.

    if people want to slack off and cruise through school, then fucking LET THEM. some of us dont give a shit lol.

    grades in highschool barely meant anything to me. I remember on the last day of class, senior year, my history teacher chewing me out because I skipped 'study period'

    of course 'study period' = she was finished the curiculum and was too fucking lazy to put together a lesson plan, so she just made us read our textbooks in class... yeah I cant do that any other time. :rolleyes:

    she gave me the whole "you're such a smart student! why are you skipping classes? why are you acting like this?!?"

    and I'm sitting there laughing like "okay lady, been watching too much 'mr holland's opus' lately? you have my vote for teacher of the year, now leave me alone."

    I tell you one thing. If I was making 55k a year to teach a bunch of teenagers shit, I sure as fuck wouldnt care about what they do on their own time. seniors are basically adults - they can make their own goddamn decisions.
     

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