So, I smoked a bowl, and was texting the guy who sells me weed. All of a sudden, I thought, OHMYGOD I should get a tattoo that says "achievement unlocked" right on my inner thigh. (you know... So people will see it when theyve achieved having sex with me) And I had to share the idea, so I took off my pants, pointed to the exact spot, took a picture, and sent it to the guy. Unfortunately he was too distracted by the picture to give me good feedback on my idea. Now you know that happened. You're welcome.