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I got a boner my first time.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Mandeponium, Aug 18, 2009.

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  1. #1 Mandeponium, Aug 18, 2009
    I've been smoking a while but the first time I ever toked, I popped a massive boner.

    I think it was the excitement of trying something new, and the anticipation. I didn't know what the high was going to be like and it was my very first time smoking anything.

    Has this happened to anyone else?
     
  2. #2 JV420, Aug 18, 2009
    Nah dude.
     
  3. #3 Phillies, Aug 18, 2009
    Hahaha this is the first time you've been sexually excited while high? Was this also your first boner ever? Lmao
     
  4. #4 Stoogemeister, Aug 18, 2009
    :bolt:
     
  5. #5 Hudini, Aug 18, 2009
    I know what you are saying. You mixed the feelings of anticipation and excitement with sexual feeling of sexual excitement. It happens. Sometimes I get boners thinking about food, whatever. lol
     
  6. #6 One Truth, Aug 18, 2009
    I get aroused when breaking up weed and putting it into the bubbler:wave:
     
  7. #7 L'Oeuvre, Aug 18, 2009
    Yeah, man, I remember my first time. *boing*
     
  8. #8 popsaregood230, Aug 18, 2009
    I remember my first erection, I was 3 years old and I killed a squirrel with it.
     
  9. #9 Hudini, Aug 18, 2009
    I've delivered some children with erections at birth actually. You can even have them in the womb.
     
  10. #10 Poppa Choppa, Aug 18, 2009
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    I get horny when I'm high. If I'm alone I usually watch porn for a small part of my high.
     
  11. #11 jewbelieve, Aug 19, 2009
    lmao, nothing wrong with that! I think its gods way of saying your only alloud to have sex when you are high... Sounds right
     
  12. #12 Howard, Aug 19, 2009
    I have a boner literally like 20 hours a day. I can't really remember but I most likely had one the first time I smoked.
     
  13. #13 jewbelieve, Aug 19, 2009

    Now the question is have you ever used it... HAHa jk
     
  14. #14 piff69, Aug 19, 2009
    you weren't[​IMG] by any chance using this bong were you...?
     
  15. #15 Howard, Aug 19, 2009
    Does my hand count?
     
  16. #16 RATMEAT, Aug 19, 2009
    Man that would suck if you cant get boners...
     
  17. #17 NoGift, Aug 19, 2009
    lol me and my gurl were pretty well established stoners and we had this friend that was afraid to smoke cuz he thought he'd get addicted. well we were all hanging out one day and i pulled out my bag and I took a hit, and then my gurl took a hit, and then my friend was like maybe just 1. And then he just kept clearing it after i was done lol. Anyway he was playing grand theft auto on my psp and i turn around to look at him and im like "Cody has a boner. HAHAHAHA" and we laughed at him and he was like no i don't. it was funny, i still pick on him about it.
     
  18. #18 toke n choke707, Aug 19, 2009
    my first time smoking was with my older sis when i was pretty young, so that would have been very awkward lol.
     
  19. #19 jus10, Aug 19, 2009
    I was limp as fuck my first time cause I was so scared and didn't know what to expect.
    On a side note sex while high is sooo legit
     
  20. #20 CjX, Aug 19, 2009
    You have to be 18 to be on these forums.
     
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